Amazon demands

[Slackjawed Cow]

Funny he is really just crying over a possible $100 he might make. He doesnt need our help for his books to be a failure. Cant believe he is taking 3 years to write what should have been a silly short story. Now he is banking on this dumb story as real income.

 

[Opie Army]

pat has not replied to me since I told him I was quasi & he should pay me. retard.

 

[SensibleKeks]

His books sales are already in the tank. All we have to do is nothing.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

He would've had another publishing deal by now if his book were worth a shit. Someone said it before but his ego probably won't ever allow him to self publish even though that might actually be his best option. Also, fat.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

His books sales are already in the tank. All we have to do is nothing.

We have already seen his actual sales numbers. Its going to be tough for a rascal to top that joke.

 

[Harry Powell]

Don’t use fake Amazon accounts with pre paid visas to buy and refund his ebooks and buy and cancel his hardbacks.

Definitely don’t use his address as the Amazon account.

Don’t do this, guys.

How does this negatively effect him?

 

[Harry Powell]

He loves his cyberatalkers, he thinks it makes him so important. “I was part of Goodreads changing their policy! Me me me! I’m such an iconoclast I have stlakers!”

 

[DiarrheaDick]

And just like that...nobody cared.

 

[Will Tate]

All we have to do is nothing.

Or make sure Twitter users are purchasing the right book when they search Starship Repo.

 

[Chive Turkey]

He doesnt need our help for his books to be a failure.

His books sales are already in the tank. All we have to do is nothing.

That's the most damning evidence that points to this being a false flag. At no point did anyone here feel this awful fucking book needed any help being sabotaged. People were too busy mocking the abysmal premise and Pig's work ethic for the subject of future trolling plans to even come up.


THERMITE INK

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

All his tweets still just get a handful of likes and couple of responses and its the same people. The only media that touches him are the ones that are laughing at him. Yet pat still claims he gets paid to tweet about politics.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Fat pedophile cry a lot

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Not only does this book have no publishers behind it, but more importantly it's got two things going against it.

A) seasonality. Even if it's not set at Christmas, the fact that it's a "sequel" to A Christmas Carol will brand it as seasonal in consumers' eyes, which will afford it a very short shelf life. And only the "classic" or "legacy" Christmas titles get continued pushes every Christmas season. Not even Glenn Beck, who is far more well known, successful and beloved than Pat, could manage making The Christmas Sweater into an annual hit. I think that the last "new" seasonal title added to the pantheon was "Skipping Christmas", by John Grisham. You ain't Grisham, Pat.

B) satire. Satire works best in small doses, like a short story. It's difficult to sustain interest in a satire title for a long term title. Again, exceptions exist - largely Hitchhiker's Guide, which anchored the satire with a genuinely fun, interesting story. And that was Douglas fucking Adams, and again Pat - you ain't Adams.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Think pat ever got around to fixing that fence or is tweeting more important?



Clocks ticking. Time is running low.

 

[Spraggy]

Don’t use fake Amazon accounts with pre paid visas to buy and refund his ebooks and buy and cancel his hardbacks.

Definitely don’t use his address as the Amazon account.

Don’t do this, guys.

How exactly does this affect him in the very hypothetical scenario someone does this, let’s say… 20 times a month?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Weird how known, successful authors don’t seem to have this problem. Or don’t really have a problem with cyberstlakers in the first place. Why is this a unique problem to Rick?

 

[stealthygeek]

How does this negatively effect him?

How exactly does this affect him in the very hypothetical scenario someone does this, let’s say… 20 times a month?

He replied to some other shitty author complaining about this a few weeks ago. Sounds like Amazon pays him for the books initially but when they get returned his account goes in the red and he ends up owing the money back. Indian Giving via Amazon Prime. I'm not 100% on that but that was my impression.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Sure Pat, they're going to escalate your condescending demand made over Twitter directly to their C suite.

He's so out of touch with how the real world actually works. He has no idea how much actual work it takes to get a customer-facing policy changed, one that has financial impacts to both buyers and sellers, no less. It basically requires approval from the Retail LOB's Chief Compliance Officer and CFO (at minimum), and they'd need to run it up the totem pole to the Corporate C-Suite before going live.

To make it easy for those of us with a 1.7 GPA - that type of change doesn't happen overnight at a company like Amazon. Your best bet is to just write better books and stop being a cunt, stupid.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Sounds like a dare

 

[stealthygeek]

Sounds like a dare

Yeah nevermind, Bezos, this clearly wasn't a big deal and I'm not even worried about it. Tough Guy Pat at odds with Helpless Victim Rick again.