Amazon demands

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Meownaw]

Clinically

 

[RobertMewler]

Panicky Pat over here. I never saw him make these demands when it came to other authors.

 

[captain_kamala]

he will fly to their headquarters and have a discussion with jeff bezos

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I have only heard of one rascal that did that to him. Hardly a group effort.

 

[guest]

Your not the prize piggy anymore Fatrick. Better oink some more...start squeeeeellllingggg. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..

Big Bad Dan has taken over your xyberstalkers now. If you want that big media piece you better bring something more than begging Amazon on Twitter.

Deface some more of your own shit, file another lawsuit, leak Nikkis nudes to Josiah, come on you tard, step it up

 

[guest]

I thought this stuff was for printed books, Pat apparently thinks it's about ebooks.

I'm sure whoever took over from Bezos is listening to the special boy.

 

[Jenna]

He wants to lead a revolution whose stated goal is making it so that you're not allowed to return books.

 

[guest]

No road left untraveled in the journey to remind Pat he's a loser and an obese faggot.

 

[SFWA liaison]

", like, fucking yesterday"

he has a way with words doesn't he folks?

 

[guest]

Kempesh wants the spotlight back on him since we’re a danposting forum now.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Lol since he and the SFWA were successful in bullying Goodreads, he really thinks that Amazon is going to give into the demands of some portly no-name author with dismal sales and an organization consisting almost entirely of pedophiles and sexually confused cunts with unpronouncable names.

Good luck, Tits. I'm sure that one of the most successful companies in the world is definitely going to reconsider their entire company policy regarding returns based upon one panicky tweet from an unsuccessful fat guy who couldn't even manage to voice his request as anything other than a demand.

Speaking of demands -

Suicide. Like, fucking yesterday.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[NoBacon]

Don’t use fake Amazon accounts with pre paid visas to buy and refund his ebooks and buy and cancel his hardbacks.

Definitely don’t use his address as the Amazon account.

Don’t do this, guys.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

 

[guest]

Jeff Bezos will get right on that, pig.

 

[Sputnik]

Hey Rick if you agree to go on NPS i bet you'll get enough amazon gift cards to cover those losses and brings your books back from utter dogshit to just shit.

 

[Jenna]

You know I'm not a real big book reader, but I imagine people will occasionally "test drive" an e-book. Buy it, maybe read a chapter or two, if it hooks you keep it, if it doesn't return it. Smart move trying to kill all that business and move to an "all sales are final" model because one person sent you a mean e-mail.

You understand the basic economics of business, right Patrick? Baskin Robbins actually makes money from tiny plastic spoons and free samples, because you will get the cheap Jewish moms who get 7 samples and walk away. But you also get the people who say fuck it, gimme a bowl of that and throw some rainbow sprinkles on top. Take away the free samples and those people walk by the store without a second thought.

 

[guest]

This is gonna be his new excuse. "My sales were saboTaged by cyberstlakers from ReddiT!"

 

[Chive Turkey]

• Posting screencaps to Twitter
• Suspect and unfunny writing style and threats
  
• Immediate attempts to pressure third parties into adopting new policies
• Policies that would conveniently benefit Pat even if the rascals had never existed