Amazon Best Selling Book -- Would you buy this?

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I remember having one in a bottle when I was a wee lad, I can't deal with this shit now they are so disgusting

Do you need some salt

Put some salt on this:

 

[Dog Eater]

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Before I got married I had this poster hanging on my wall. Fun movie.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Before I got married I had this poster hanging on my wall. Fun movie.

 

[Dog Eater]

Meme books purported to be written by celebrities appeal to America's largest consumer base, the American non-reader.

This is the correct answer to OP’s question. Meme gifts for Christmas.

 

[Dog Eater]

I’ve got a big cast iron snail statue for them to climb on. Right now I’ve got them mostly on a diet of lettuce and sweet potatoes but I give them some cucumber every once in a while as a treat.

The glass doesn’t look very clean in the picture there but I cleaned it after - the sign in the back says “snail crossing”

They’re all wet in the cucumber picture cause the auto-misters had just run for a few seconds

The half-log thing is one of their little houses



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Are you going to eat those? They’re much cuter than the snails we get here.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Are you going to eat those? They’re much cuter than the snails we get here.

Nah these guys are my buds

 

[Dog Eater]

Nah these guys are my buds

That’s good I would have felt bad for them. I used to know this polish guy who kept snails and he’d feed them flour to fatten them up before eating them.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

That’s good I would have felt bad for them. I used to know this polish guy who kept snails and he’d feed them flour to fatten them up before eating them.

I wouldn’t wanna eat them anyways, the texture would weird me out. Humans don’t need to eat every animal, leave it to the French to decide we should be eating snails