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Amazon Best Selling Book -- Would you buy this?

Imager

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Seriously who the fuck is this for. #1 Best seller.

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This fucking nigger is everywhere and I don't like it.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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A while ago my dad was like "I picked something up in the States for you, I'll bring it by today." I thought it was going to be something cool that you could only get in the US and he drives 40 minutes to my house to drop off a bag of Snoop Dogg Rap Snacks or whatever those chips are with the niggers on the bag. I found that hilarious. He was clearly expecting me to be over the moon about this so I was like "Holy shit, that's awesome. Thanks, dad." I'm 34 and I can name like 3 Snoop Dogg songs.
 

KaNAMBLA Harris

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A while ago my dad was like "I picked something up in the States for you, I'll bring it by today." I thought it was going to be something cool that you could only get in the US and he drives 40 minutes to my house to drop off a bag of Snoop Dogg Rap Snacks or whatever those chips are with the niggers on the bag. I found that hilarious. He was clearly expecting me to be over the moon about this so I was like "Holy shit, that's awesome. Thanks, dad." I'm 34 and I can name like 3 Snoop Dogg songs.
One of the suppliers I use in the store carries American snacks and while I’ve been tempted by some of the flavours I will not be selling Snoop Dog and Rick Ross themed chips
 

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This is the power of having a publicist. He was on trial for a murder he admitted to, but got away with it because he had OJ's lawyer. He's being sued for sexual assault, but no, he's got a cooking book so he's completely wholesome. I can't wait for the hammer to fall on this scumbag.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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This is the power of having a publicist. He was on trial for a murder he admitted to, but got away with it because he had OJ's lawyer. He's being sued for sexual assault, but no, he's got a cooking book so he's completely wholesome. I can't wait for the hammer to fall on this scumbag.
The picks for Beloved Novelty Negro That Whites Love are fucking weird. Snoop Dogg, Marshawn Lynch and former World's Scariest Nigger, Mike Tyson. "He wouldn't rape a fly."

If I had it my way it'd be Dennis Rodman and that's it.
 

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The picks for Beloved Novelty Negro That Whites Love are fucking weird. Snoop Dogg, Marshawn Lynch and former World's Scariest Nigger, Mike Tyson. "He wouldn't rape a fly."

If I had it my way it'd be Dennis Rodman and that's it.
You forgot Shaq.

I feel like Shaq is just a modern day slave who just happens to get paid well.

Is there anything Shaq and Snoop Dog won't say no to?
 

KaNAMBLA Harris

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Any updates on the snail army?
I’ve got a big cast iron snail statue for them to climb on. Right now I’ve got them mostly on a diet of lettuce and sweet potatoes but I give them some cucumber every once in a while as a treat.

The glass doesn’t look very clean in the picture there but I cleaned it after - the sign in the back says “snail crossing”

They’re all wet in the cucumber picture cause the auto-misters had just run for a few seconds

The half-log thing is one of their little houses



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I’ve got a big cast iron snail statue for them to climb on. Right now I’ve got them mostly on a diet of lettuce and sweet potatoes but I give them some cucumber every once in a while as a treat.

The glass doesn’t look very clean in the picture there but I cleaned it after - the sign in the back says “snail crossing”

They’re all wet in the cucumber picture cause the auto-misters had just run for a few seconds

The half-log thing is one of their little houses



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I remember having one in a bottle when I was a wee lad, I can't deal with this shit now they are so disgusting

Do you need some salt
 
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