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I'm so glad you brought this up because... no one has ever given a shit about that guy one way or the other. I'm talking about IRL not on here, LOL

Some Ukrainian who thinks he's Canadian and makes his whole personality about being an unfunny Canadian and posting here all day long while unemployed (very Patlike behavior)?

Miss me with that shit yo
I knew a Ukrainian who was using Afghanistan papers and name but looked like Andriy Shevchenko...I used to make his forehead fill with sweat with my unassuming, Columbo questions, and then the next day he started mocking white guys around me, lol.

(wallahi)
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I knew a Ukrainian who was using Afghanistan papers and name but looked like Andriy Shevchenko...I used to make his forehead fill with sweat with my unassuming, Columbo questions, and then the next day he started mocking white guys around me, lol.

(wallahi)
Where were you when your house burned down and your family was killed? They didn't have to die. I was only looking for you.
 

Turk February

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The gentle sound of Finnish pop plays its coming from The distance "pack.your bags honey, quick , he's here"
 
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Turk February

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God I mangled that post so bad because I chose to hold my phone sideways. My bad, boys. I was just busy putting the crowbar away after murdering Boq's mother. She died with courage. I respect it.
 

Angel Martin

Liban's dick is so small it made me suicidal
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I knew a Ukrainian who was using Afghanistan papers and name but looked like Andriy Shevchenko...I used to make his forehead fill with sweat with my unassuming, Columbo questions, and then the next day he started mocking white guys around me, lol.

(wallahi)

Show the videos of your Omegle chats on your stream like you said you would.
 
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