All of @Turk February's Satirical Death Threats are Protected

[chocolatehellhole]

Under the PFG constitution that all posts are to be taken as a joke. These are very clearly satirical and based on his lengthy reputation here, there should be no question.

Just putting it out there in case any of the ruling class decides otherwise.

 

[Guest]

I want the same insurance!

 

[musTARD]

What about actual death threats

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I want the same insurance!

Assurance*

You have it on my end, @BUBBLER posts could never be interpreted as fedposting. Maybe fagposting - but that's a different issue.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

What about actual death threats

Actionable threats will be dealt with, your reputation is no good here.

 

[Guest]

Assurance*

You have it on my end, @BUBBLER posts could never be interpreted as fedposting. Maybe fagposting - but that's a different issue.

No, my wording was correct, but I appreciate your assurance.

 

[Child..]

No, my wording was correct, but I appreciate your assurance.

LMAO I was going to say, how is insurance NOT the appropriate word? Assurance means you are guaranteed to be banned. Insurance means if you are banned.

 

[Turk February]

Under the PFG constitution that all posts are to be taken as a joke. These are very clearly satirical and based on his lengthy reputation here, there should be no question.

Just putting it out there in case any of the ruling class decides otherwise.

Thank you. I will read this thread again while you bleed out after I cut your throat, screaming "die, bitch, die!!!!"

 

[Turry]

Is the Jenna Doctrine still in place?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Thank you. I will read this thread again while you bleed out after I cut your throat, screaming "die, bitch, die!!!!"

Make sure this is playing as you do it:

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Is the Jenna Doctrine still in place?

Of course. They have until the end of the year to produce another jennaroo or face a permanent ban.

 

[Turk February]

Make sure this is playing as you do it:

"This one is for Boq" just pull one of your teeth out with a claw hammer.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

LMAO I was going to say, how is insurance NOT the appropriate word? Assurance means you are guaranteed to be banned. Insurance means if you are banned.

You speak poor English.

 

[Guest]

Of course. They have until the end of the year to produce another jennaroo or face a permanent ban.

Now this is a threat I can get behind!

 

[Child..]

You speak poor English.

Not true...was about to correct your grammatical mistake but Bubbler beat me to it. You don't even speak another language, meanwhile English is not my primary language yet I mastered it.

Homework for you...find ALL the times people here called my "Child." alt their 'favorite' and 'really intelligent', I can't be bothered, but I know what I've read here.

 

[Turk February]

Not true...was about to correct your grammatical mistake but Bubbler beat me to it. You don't even speak another language, meanwhile English is not my primary language yet I mastered it.

Boq. We all know you're a Turkish car salesman. What do you know about English?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Not true...was about to correct your grammatical mistake but Bubbler beat me to it. You don't even speak another language, meanwhile English is not my primary language yet I mastered it.

You're an idiot and clearly don't understand proper English. Assurance is the word he was looking for, insurance will work in a pinch.. but is not the word he was looking for.

Get a new wig.

 

[Child..]

You're an idiot and clearly don't understand proper English. Assurance is the word he was looking for, insurance will work in a pinch.. but is not the word he was looking for.

Get a new wig.

Errands...

 

[Turk February]

I am driving in my Cadillac right now to the east so I can fucking cut the top of his skull off and make him watch in the mirror.

 

[Turk February]

Actually. Fuck. Boq is west of me.