ALERT: Torque Wheeler! A new Mustang livestream! Where are you?

[Stent]

Has Pat even noticed the new 2024 Mustang was revealed in a livestream yet? Fat boy missing out on the hot Torque Wheeler action. Get those numbas up, Torque!



Cool leather jackets and sneakers! These guys just don't give a single fawk! What rebels! What individuals! Like modern day cowboys.

Nice retard boomer car, stupid. Too bad you need that $40k for Quasi. When your credit is further in the trash you won't even be allowed to rent one.

 

[guest]

He has to wait for people who know what they are talking about to write about it so he can rephrase it fatly and with a lot of comma's.

 

[FurBurger]

Has he done anything with Torque Wheeler since thanking us for all the traffic we sent him?

Last post July 7th

I guess not. Good work, Pat!

 

[BudDickman]

Has he done anything with Torque Wheeler since thanking us for all the traffic we sent him?



I guess not. Good work, Pat!

He stuck with it just long enough until everyone stopped caring, which when he had his 1am meltdown that Alivia recorded.

 

[guest]

While Patrick is a fat faggot, I gotta admit that Torque Wheeler is an awesome name. If he wrote a cheesy screenplay about a bad boy detective or P.I. named Torque Wheeler, it might actually sell.

However, this dumbass would rather write crappy space operas about POC female space marines and transsexual space elephants.

 

[guest]

This new Mustang has the option to turn the engine on and rev it remotely. Now Mustang owner's can rev their loud shit up from afar! Great! Patrick brained people will love this.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

While Patrick is a fat faggot, I gotta admit that Torque Wheeler is an awesome name. If he wrote a cheesy screenplay about a bad boy detective or P.I. named Torque Wheeler, it might actually sell.

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[Volkov]

Mustangs are the common, unoriginal, average joe, dime-a-dozen, rubes idea of a cool, enviable, vehicle, so of course fatso has one. People with a little more knowledge and taste get the Camaro.

 

[guest]

These gay cars look exactly the same as they did when I graduated high school 12 years ago. Why would anyone ever brag about owning one of these ugly woman cars?

 

[Stent]

These gay cars look exactly the same as they did when I graduated high school 12 years ago. Why would anyone ever brag about owning one of these ugly woman cars?

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If you created a fake cool guy personality after getting a 1.7* GPA you'd want to buy one right now.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

BITCONNECCCCTTT!!!!

 

[SFWA liaison]

is Torque even using his Twitter account anymore? no posts in nearly a month

can someone check if he's at least giving likes? I don't ahve a twitter account to do it myself https://twitter.com/RealAutomanic/likes

 

[More Worser]

While Patrick is a fat faggot, I gotta admit that Torque Wheeler is an awesome name. If he wrote a cheesy screenplay about a bad boy detective or P.I. named Torque Wheeler, it might actually sell.

However, this dumbass would rather write crappy space operas about POC female space marines and transsexual space elephants.

Do the sassy, nonwhite female space marines still fight for Israel, our greatest ally?

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

is Torque even using his Twitter account anymore? no posts in nearly a month

can someone check if he's at least giving likes? I don't ahve a twitter account to do it myself https://twitter.com/RealAutomanic/likes

No likes since August 14th.

 

[peckafacce]

These gay cars look exactly the same as they did when I graduated high school 12 years ago. Why would anyone ever brag about owning one of these ugly woman cars?

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It looks like a terrible combination of a charger and a camaro. Fuck is it ugly

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Has Pat even noticed the new 2024 Mustang was revealed in a livestream yet? Fat boy missing out on the hot Torque Wheeler action. Get those numbas up, Torque!



Cool leather jackets and sneakers! These guys just don't give a single fawk! What rebels! What individuals! Like modern day cowboys.

Nice retard boomer car, stupid. Too bad you need that $40k for Quasi. When your credit is further in the trash you won't even be allowed to rent one.

Eww they use reddit speak like all the feels and full send. Also a lady china man is a driver because you know, girl power lol fuck marketing

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

It looks like a terrible combination of a charger and a camaro. Fuck is it ugly

I find it more bland than ugly. It's definitely designed by committee

 

[FurBurger]

Has Pat even noticed the new 2024 Mustang was revealed in a livestream yet? Fat boy missing out on the hot Torque Wheeler action. Get those numbas up, Torque!

All the people in the start of that video are fat, like Patrick.

Maybe that's its appeal; it's some sort of gas-guzzling mobility scooter for porkers.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Mustangs are the common, unoriginal, average joe, dime-a-dozen, rubes idea of a cool, enviable, vehicle, so of course fatso has one. People with a little more knowledge and taste get the Camaro.

Mustangs used to be pretty good looking cars but the new one looks exactly like a Camaro. Camaros are ugly grocery getters for divorced women in their late 40’s.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

This new Mustang has the option to turn the engine on and rev it remotely. Now Mustang owner's can rev their loud shit up from afar! Great! Patrick brained people will love this.

I’m confused. Patrick makes six figures so he should be able to buy one, right?