AIDS... in space! - Pat attending Confusion 2024

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Why do we need sexually transmitted diseases IN SPACE discussed in a sex positive light? Shouldn’t they have figured out safe sex IN SPACE? I thought these stories are set in the future? I’d think they would have cured all these problems? Who the fuck wants to read about a character getting space herpes? I bet Pat will claim everyone has an STD because Niki told him so since she’s prob got herpes and who knows what else.

Both of their crotches must look like the surface of the moon

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That’s what I don’t get, they want STD’s to be discussed in a sex positive light? I thought these were smart people that practiced safe sex? Especially in the future when everyone is supposed to be super smart and creating space stations? What is wrong with these weirdos?

Yeah, it sends a bad message in general. Again, sci fi is a mostly kid-friendly genre. The takeaway about STDs should be that you seriously want to avoid them, not "if you get one it's no big deal because there's other dirty fucks out there like you that you can settle for."

 

[firstimelongtime]

He always gets the worst time slots. Nobody is going to attend that instead of getting breakfast or checking out and heading home.

To his credit, he didn't even bother with the Sharpies.

 

[cliveowen]

This confirms Nikki is riddled with STDs. I bet the whole not having kids isn't due to their hectic lifestyle, but because Nikki's sterile from her swinger lifestyle.

Her womb is so polluted..

 

[SFWA liaison]

Fantasy STDs are even more retarded to imagine than Science Fiction AIDS. Some wizard rawdogs a goblin hooker and gets magical warts that spit fire on his dick

 

[HeyItsVos]

He always gets the worst time slots. Nobody is going to attend that instead of getting breakfast or checking out and heading home.

Wasn’t even in the main hotel.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This confirms Nikki is riddled with STDs. I bet the whole not having kids isn't due to their hectic lifestyle, but because Nikki's sterile from her swinger lifestyle.

Her womb is so polluted..

She was def a slut, I bet she agreed to marry Pat because she had been with everyone available in town and was seen as the town skank and nobody would ever see her than more than a slam piece. Piggy married the village bicycle and she gave him herpes which she told him is normal and the dummy believed it because he’s retarded.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s really odd how in just a short time we’ve gone from “everyone practice safe sex, your health is too important!” to “we must praise sex workers as important and respected members of society” to “we need to not be ashamed of our STD’s and celebrate them! We must look at STDs as a positive!”

Then again, look at how quickly being a fat piece of shit is now celebrated and “healthy at any size!” Is pushed.

My grandfather told me something very important when I was a kid - he said “you gotta respect yourself” meaning don’t be a fat piece of shit, get a job to provide for your family, do your best and be your best person, dress like an adult and take care of yourself and your appearance. Now the complete opposite is celebrated and encouraged.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Milwaukee is in the top 20 of cities with the most STDs and herpies isnt even part of the STDs measured.

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[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

What I'm getting is the people who don't let you into their gathering unless you're vaccinated for the cold want to glamorize herpes and gonnorhea.

 

[SFWA liaison]

It’s really odd how in just a short time we’ve gone from “everyone practice safe sex, your health is too important!” to “we must praise sex workers as important and respected members of society” to “we need to not be ashamed of our STD’s and celebrate them! We must look at STDs as a positive!”

Then again, look at how quickly being a fat piece of shit is now celebrated and “healthy at any size!” Is pushed.

My grandfather told me something very important when I was a kid - he said “you gotta respect yourself” meaning don’t be a fat piece of shit, get a job to provide for your family, do your best and be your best person, dress like an adult and take care of yourself and your appearance. Now the complete opposite is celebrated and encouraged.

"alien crabs" implies inter-species sexual encounters, a thinly veiled allegory for zoophilia imo

we know a lot of furries attend these fan conventions

 

[Cumtown Fags]

as much as I hate her takes on games, I would still fuck the ever living shit out of her.

I like when you can see the side of the boobies.

 

[cliveowen]

She was def a slut, I bet she agreed to marry Pat because she had been with everyone available in town and was seen as the town skank and nobody would ever see her than more than a slam piece. Piggy married the village bicycle and she gave him herpes which she told him is normal and the dummy believed it because he’s retarded.

She banged Pat in a parking lot on their first or second date. She's a disgusting slob.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Also, what do space STD’s have to do with a good story? It’s a really weird thing to focus on - plus isn’t this supposed to be the future but they can’t figure out how to not get crabs?

Fucking starving

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Didn’t he say he’s like a 33” waist or some shit? No way. This hog is at least pushing 42”

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

When I'm browsing paperbacks the ones that catch my eye always have a chapter or two on Space Syphilis.

The authors and attendees of these things are all fake fans of the genres. It's all just an excuse to talk about their horrid genitalia.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Kiwis (not_welcome.gif) found some stuff on the troon. Powerword: Jon Skovron.

He just trooned out too, here he is in 2022 and still a man.

 

[N64 Cube]

Is Filthy Pierre going to be there?

 

[Stent]

Everything I read about has to be exactly like my life! I'm a 400 pound unemployed shut-in who spends all day on twitter, gets/gives diseases at sci-fi conventions with other disgusting slobs, and is committed to fighting nazis. Write about that but in space, bigot!

 

[guest]

This confirms Nikki is riddled with STDs. I bet the whole not having kids isn't due to their hectic lifestyle, but because Nikki's sterile from her swinger lifestyle.

Her womb is so polluted..

She definitely had chlamydia, often symptomless early on, which she left untreated. Infertility followed.