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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Agooosh?
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Next thing he’ll start Vos posting.
Rich Vos will be performing this Friday and Saturday at Kenosha Comedy Club in Kenosha, Wisconsin. Tickets, surprisingly still available.
Rich Vos will be performing this Friday and Saturday at Kenosha Comedy Club in Kenosha, Wisconsin. Tickets, surprisingly still available.
Tries to play off his jealousy by a weak joke. Congratulate the guy like a normal person or shut up.
Really nailed the type of jokes Dice would make, Patrick.
He needed da money OOH
Hickory dickory dock, Nikki was sucking my cock. OHHH
He pulls this move like fucking clockwork. He is so fucking bitter.
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Pat be nimble, Pat be quick... Pat burnt off his fucking dick. OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
I'm actually going to tomorrow's show to see richy. I'm gonna wear a wacky pair of glasses in hopes he rips on me.
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Nice glasshhes, shhtupid! Looshen up, folksh!
Pat and Nikki went up the hill
Each with a buck and a quarter
Quasi came down with $2.50
Each with a buck and a quarter
Quasi came down with $2.50
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Mary Mary quite contrary
Lighten up ya dumb cunt OOOOOOH
Lighten up ya dumb cunt OOOOOOH
What’s the opposite of a pronoun?
Patrick S Tomlinson
Patrick S Tomlinson
Pat needs to get an Everlast sweater and cut the sleeves off
2611 North Oakland Avenue? I was over there, but I'm over here now.
Louie Beansssssh nice glasshes, did you get a bowl of beanssssssh with thosesh? Serioushly folksh itsh just a joke!