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Actual tough guy checking in 🦷 🥄
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Zero. He was absolutely terrified by the Dan Man. The fantasies started once he was safely locked in his hovel and on his fifth shot of whatever swill poor people drink.
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Killa Flab is a faggot. I do not know why that incensed his faggot brother.
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How many people have actually been punched in the face?
I went to a bunch of parties in high school and college, people always got really fucked up, and I can count on one hand where there was a fight where someone actually got hit in the head.
What planet does this queer live on?
I went to a bunch of parties in high school and college, people always got really fucked up, and I can count on one hand where there was a fight where someone actually got hit in the head.
What planet does this queer live on?
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I sometimes fall asleep to the thought of curb stomping Patrick. If he were merely unlikable, that would be a step up for him. He literally had one friend in high school. He doesn't seem to have many as an adult, yet thinks he has friends from all over the world (yet, spends his birthday abd holidays alone). He's so toxic, that he has to have Thanksgiving leftovers on Black Friday, because no one (not even his wife) wants to be around him and listen to his political lectures or his cricket inducing attempts at humor/jokes.
Unironically, he insists that he's never been wrong and he's also a very masculine legitimate tough guy. Those are probably the least likeable traits someone can have- and Patrick (who would argue with a fence post) is proud of and wears them as badges of honor.
I know I'm just rambling here and preaching to the choir, but the more I think about the guy, the less I like him. His onmine and apparently real life personas are so bad that you would think he's engaging in some sort of meta Andy Kaufman/Memphis wrestling type bit. He's the ultimate heel (without any of the anti-hero cool factor), yet sees himself as peak Hulk Hogan during his WWF run in red and yellow or Junkyard Dog in the South and Mid-Atlantic in the 1980's. In reality, he's a Barry Horowitz level jobber (ironically without an actual job).
Moving on, I'm just glad someone was able to get Patrick's high school transcript. Anytime he starts bloviating about how smart and right he is while tweeting or posting online, I think of a guy who took 3 semesters to pass Algebra 2 (as a senior) and who finished 87th out 113th in his backwoods hillbilly shit town. I know that it kills him inside that he's a fucking intellectual lightweight with literally zero academic achievements from K-12 or college (lol). That inferiority haunts him and drives him on his current path of drinking and stuffing his face to an early grave. To wit, Patrick is so unlikable that his own wife is allowing his passive suicide, because it's easier watching him drink his life away and piss away her mom's money on frivoulous lawsuits vs internet meanies, than if she were to put her foot down and force Patrick to put down the bottle, his star wars toys, his phone, and the fork.
Unironically, he insists that he's never been wrong and he's also a very masculine legitimate tough guy. Those are probably the least likeable traits someone can have- and Patrick (who would argue with a fence post) is proud of and wears them as badges of honor.
I know I'm just rambling here and preaching to the choir, but the more I think about the guy, the less I like him. His onmine and apparently real life personas are so bad that you would think he's engaging in some sort of meta Andy Kaufman/Memphis wrestling type bit. He's the ultimate heel (without any of the anti-hero cool factor), yet sees himself as peak Hulk Hogan during his WWF run in red and yellow or Junkyard Dog in the South and Mid-Atlantic in the 1980's. In reality, he's a Barry Horowitz level jobber (ironically without an actual job).
Moving on, I'm just glad someone was able to get Patrick's high school transcript. Anytime he starts bloviating about how smart and right he is while tweeting or posting online, I think of a guy who took 3 semesters to pass Algebra 2 (as a senior) and who finished 87th out 113th in his backwoods hillbilly shit town. I know that it kills him inside that he's a fucking intellectual lightweight with literally zero academic achievements from K-12 or college (lol). That inferiority haunts him and drives him on his current path of drinking and stuffing his face to an early grave. To wit, Patrick is so unlikable that his own wife is allowing his passive suicide, because it's easier watching him drink his life away and piss away her mom's money on frivoulous lawsuits vs internet meanies, than if she were to put her foot down and force Patrick to put down the bottle, his star wars toys, his phone, and the fork.
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WE HEARD YOU
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Don't let everyone else know. It's our secret.
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It will always make me laugh when I see this doughy faggot do his tough guy act. Nobody looks at him and feels threatened.
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Not true. The buffets in Milwaukee all tremble at his presence and even the mere mention of his name-- Bottomless Pat... nature's cruelest mistake.
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Pat never grew out of the 12 year old kid who goes to a McDojo, bragging on the playground that he totally knows how to kill a man like 20 different ways and his hands had to be registered with the police department so don't mess with him. He broke 3 boards at his last rank test so he could for reals punch straight through your face.
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Now that you mention it, this Pat guy sounds like a real jerk!
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I can't stand people that copy trendy meme-speak just because they see other people doing it. You're a grown man and professional author (allegedly). You should be confident with your own voice and writing style instead of copying broccoli headed zoomers. "What are the kids saying? 'Tell me you're ____ without saying you're _____?' Ok now it's my turn to say it." Derivative hack faggot.
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"Restraint" from a man who chickened out of his own fight with BDA, then attempted a restraining order against the guy without having him served so he could show up and defend himself. After proclaiming himself the victor all over Xitter because Hooligan's illegally shared Andrew's receipt with Pat.
Pat almost got himself thrown off Xitter that day. It's too bad he didn't succeed. But he did get himself permanently removed from Hoolie's, it seems. Ha ha.