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I just want us to go back to the way we were before
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I just want us to go back to the way we were before
No one should. Especially since he lied to Cuntfucker in the show last night saying he got laid recentlyYa know, I'm beginning to think that Nikki's Prolapsed Anus isn't a very big fan of Somerville Dan.
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It's your black conehead that she's after, my good manShe sucked your dick to get you to say that
That’s the other Dre, you faggotIt's your black conehead that she's after, my good man
That’s the other Dre, you faggot
I still disagree, but thanks. I also think it made for great drama today and that was fun lol. I think Josiah got it tonight, bringing eyes to his outlandish lies is always better and it's just an opinion, but the thought he squealed in glee at this gotcha moment if there really was a bomb threat, will go south really fast if he had it arranged or called it in. No Mr Tomlinson, the text atalker "admitting "it doesn't outweigh it coming from your phone. Don't forget he said it went to the local PD and that would be recorded. So yes despite disagreeing with you, I still understand what everybody is saying, but I'm 95% certain no bomb threat happened. So he got a few twitter likes and nothing moreMy tummy hurts
I cried at school today
I'm a big fan of you too, I like a harem full of young guys that waste their best years on downvoting dozens of posts and reigniting the "about Boomia" even in new pat posts. Thanks man.I still disagree, but thanks. I also think it made for great drama today and that was fun lol. I think Josiah got it tonight, bringing eyes to his outlandish lies is always better and it's just an opinion, but the thought he squealed in glee at this gotcha moment if there really was a bomb threat, will go south really fast if he had it arranged or called it in. No Mr Tomlinson, the text atalker "admitting "it doesn't outweigh it coming from your phone. Don't forget he said it went to the local PD and that would be recorded. So yes despite disagreeing with you, I still understand what everybody is saying, but I'm 95% certain no bomb threat happened. So he got a few twitter likes and nothing more
Fuck knows what these recent spats are all about but it’s evident all parties involved are massive sloppy faggots.
It's very brave to be gay and also very gay.
Specifically, you have created this thread, that brought heat here and you're speculating on a 5 line text that if you read it admits nothing. All I did was use the pig's reins to steer him to post about bomb threats that likely didn't happen and if they did are already the big problem. This is the false dilemma you're making of my post that it exists to harden a real threat or it causes one by merely mentioning what he earlier mentioned. It's all documented, there isn't an option to say he didn't say it and he literally did say just that, that he didn't say it while posting my text unaware his was saved. So the cops come to me and say "did you make a bomb threat" and I say no, they need to prove it, it wasn't me where is that a bigger problem than an anonymous threat would be for Quasi?I'm a big fan of you too, I like a harem full of young guys that waste their best years on downvoting dozens of posts and reigniting the "about Boomia" even in new pat posts. Thanks man.
As the retard I addressed keeps responding. Of course I could ignore it as I do some of it, but he dragged it here so I replied. Now for you, I get it you're actually a cool guy whose young and just shitposts here, between the 10's you're banging and you also have a PhD in psychology because despite my family and I even being heard on here and being happy you were able to ferret out the truth that I'm really oaf that makes endless mistakes and defends them for no reason and is tuned out by everybody. That's an impressive resume you're displaying and yes it does make my first 35 years, but most importantly my peak 14-18 year old period, pale in comparison.
When I was under 35 the more I drank the less I weighed, I think because I ate and pissed more. Weird how that bio-individuality works. Also I'm pretty big and agree with the fight stuff, I went from 27-37 with none, got into one when I first moved to Canada because I was American, I'm pretty sure that was the guy's reason for starting with me, my accent. Then a few years latter at my job with some retard who was a biker and boasted he could have me killed, because bikers murder outsiders on the say so of a guy loosely affiliated with them. Both times I felt retarded, both times the Canadian cops were very supportive of me though I was arrested the first time. I felt retarded.
I bet I'm probably really 600 lbs, we live in the Canadian Rural Projects and I get Canadian disability however that works. I also so wholeheartedly want to be king of this nerdfest and even posted Pat content in the hopes we could return to it being about me. Maybe my fictional "mob father" and "fat" kids aren't real. Yea and the boasts of "being arrested or questioned by cops" like it was a badge are accurate, I didn't say that in reply to my potential liability if the FBI ever showed up at my foreign door. I'm thankful a brotherman like you keeps me grounded and I'm going to go make a healthy choclate ice cream smoothie now and switch my oxygen tank and take my insulin before I fantasize that I'm going away for the week with my sons, to a place we really don't own in a place I don't actually ever go. All the while using demo copies of software because I'm not internet cool enough to use pirated copies from a torrent site. I also don't know anything about VPNs and stuff like that because I prefer Canadian streaming services and their lesser content, but you'd be wrong, I have cable bitch and the fastest dial up one can have.
Thanks man and I'll try not to post anymore posts about Pat and then make them about me again and I'll be sure to use gooder grammar and writing skills like the Bakersfield Chimp's very proper "if he has any, have nicknames" and the like. I would never make fun of typos because the cool nerds here don't ever obsess on that or anything else. I also know that unlike my tired, fat, stupid, old self you will not blink your eyes from 35 to 51, it doesn't happen that way for manly studs that have real important things going on. Thanks for the kind advice, brotherman.
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