Always an A+ go to for hilarity.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Actual funny things Opie did?
- Thread starter CorradoSoprano4
- Start date
You do, as a bar hop. Now get me another brewski BOY
Danny is so stupid
HOW STUPID IS HE?
He's so stupid, that he was denied entry to the concentration camp how you doin.
HOW STUPID IS HE?
He's so stupid, that he was denied entry to the concentration camp how you doin.
BenDovid
I'm sorry buddy, I went out. What did you do last night? Sit in front of your computer waiting for me to reply to you? Nice.
Danny Ross touched my penis in 2007.
Nobody loves you, Danny.
BenDovid
How hard does your dick become when you see me active in a thread?
*shits up every thread with bitterness and kikery* The second anyone notices - "You're all obsessed with me!!!"
Very strange little man.
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Jews work in mysterious ways
BenDovid
Actually I had just commented on the subject but as usual, my fans just can't help themselves from ruining yet another thread with grade school epithets and hack commentary.
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Actually I was just checking my phone. I don't own a computer this isn't 1998.
What did I do last night? I had homemade Jiaozi (when was the last time a woman who wasn't mom made you a home cooked meal buddy?) I got laid (something we both know you didn't do last night lol) and I would occasionally get up and check my phone because I was up and down all night because I drank way too much tea before bed.
So what did you do? You get a lot of tips serving drinks at your waitress job? I'm sure a balding old man that looks like gollum has to beat the babes away with a stick lmfao.
BenDovid
Hey look who's STILL here! Did you wait all night dude? That's so sweet!
So basically, you stayed at home with your fat girlfriend eating, and checking your phone waiting for me to respond to you. Sounds like a killer night dude, way cooler than me!
Hitting or missing from the 5th floor is funny when the guy just notices some yellow liquid lands near him. What do I know thou, I am just a civilian. Not a professional comedy radio host like you.
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My girlfriend's handicap is that she's Asian not that she's fat. But my girlfriend isn't attached to five fingers so I've still got one up on you motherfucker lol.
BenDovid
I understand, you don't care what's real or fake as long as whatever you believe makes you happy. It's not just you.
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He was never a radio host! He was an intern who thought he was the fourth mic because Nana used his mouth as a dick holster.
BenDovid
Sick burn!!!!
I liked him as fourth mic because I heard less Sam
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I know it was motherfucker. Thanks for the feedback though.
Why aren't you denying that you touched my penis in 2007? I was in my final year of high school at the time!