Actual funny things MOTLEY CRUE did?

Single Action Army

We ain't goon hooligans we Maloonigans
Goading Ozzy into snorting ants
Tommy being so drunk a kid drowned in his pool
Nikki being so stupid that when Vince said he needed a bass guitarist Nikki stole a regular guitar from a pawn shop because he didn't know what a bass was
Vince ballooning like a walrus
Three retards completely building their entire career off Mars's talent
 

Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
Opening Feelgoods in Vegas and then selling it even though his son worked in the kitchen and would come out and sing Motley Crue songs with the house band.
 
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