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Actual funny things MEL GIBSON did?

Sue Lightning

<-- Never heard of Spankbang
BECAUSE I BEND OVER BACKWARDS WITH MY BALLS IN A KNOT TO DO IT ALL FOR HER. AND SHE GIVES ME SHIT. LIKE A FUCKING SOUR LOOK…OR SAYS I’M MEAN?????

THE FUCK IS THAT?!??


THIS IS MEEAAAN!!!!! YOU GET IT??? YOU GET IT NOW???? WHAT MEAN IS???? GET IT????
 

Sue Lightning

<-- Never heard of Spankbang
SHE WAS MAKIN EYES AT ME SHE WOULDA SUCKED ME IN 5 SECONDS………..I WAS TRYING TO SPARE YOUR GODDAMN FEELINGS!!!!! SHE WOULDA BLOWN ME IN 5 SECONDS SHEEESS NOT YOUR FRIEND. YOU DONT HAVE ANY FUCKING FRIENDS EXCEPT ME! AND THATS WHY IM SO PISSED OFF. BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS! AND I TRY TO MAKE ONE FROM YOU AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT, AND YOU FFFUCKING USSSSEEDD ME. THE CAREER IS OVER and boy when I said that you you got out of here faster then i’ve ever seen you before, and now you’ll be at ALECIAS place. YOU JUST SHOWED ME WHAT YOU ARE. ABSOLUTELY UNEQUIVOCALLY! FUCKING BITCH CUNT GOLD DIGGING WHORE!
 

Riccardo Bosi

watches seasons 3-9 all the time, child.
SHE WAS MAKIN EYES AT ME SHE WOULDA SUCKED ME IN 5 SECONDS………..I WAS TRYING TO SPARE YOUR GODDAMN FEELINGS!!!!! SHE WOULDA BLOWN ME IN 5 SECONDS SHEEESS NOT YOUR FRIEND. YOU DONT HAVE ANY FUCKING FRIENDS EXCEPT ME! AND THATS WHY IM SO PISSED OFF. BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS! AND I TRY TO MAKE ONE FROM YOU AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT, AND YOU FFFUCKING USSSSEEDD ME. THE CAREER IS OVER and boy when I said that you you got out of here faster then i’ve ever seen you before, and now you’ll be at ALECIAS place. YOU JUST SHOWED ME WHAT YOU ARE. ABSOLUTELY UNEQUIVOCALLY! FUCKING BITCH CUNT GOLD DIGGING WHORE!
THAT CUNT BITCH ALICIA

Boy did that lady get dragged into that one
 
I'LL BURY YOU IN A FUCKING ROSE GARDEN YOU CUNT

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