Actual funny things MEL GIBSON did?

[FrogmanKurlan]

How much did those fakers cost you?


The way he delivered “ They’re fake baby.” Was spot on

 

[IanHalperin]

 

[Sue2]

How much did those fakers cost you?


The way he delivered “ They’re fake baby.” Was spot on

CMON YOU GOT LITTLE BLADDERS IN THERE WHAT DO YOU THINK IM AN IDIOT?

 

[Sue2]

FFFFUCKING UUSSSSEERRRRR YOU FUCCCKINGGG USSSEDD MEEEE I WILL NEVERRR FORGIVE YOU!!!!!!! HUFFFFFF FHUFFFFFFFF I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!! FOR WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME!!!! Youuu FUCKING BITCH!!!!

“You ruined ma lyfe”

YOUUUU RUINEEEEDDDD MINEEEEE……FIRST!

 

[Sue2]

BECAUSE I BEND OVER BACKWARDS WITH MY BALLS IN A KNOT TO DO IT ALL FOR HER. AND SHE GIVES ME SHIT. LIKE A FUCKING SOUR LOOK…OR SAYS I’M MEAN?????

THE FUCK IS THAT?!??

THIS IS MEEAAAN!!!!! YOU GET IT??? YOU GET IT NOW???? WHAT MEAN IS???? GET IT????

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

CMON YOU GOT LITTLE BLADDERS IN THERE WHAT DO YOU THINK IM AN IDIOT?

I'LL BURY YOU IN A FUCKING ROSE GARDEN YOU CUNT

 

[Sue2]

SHE WAS MAKIN EYES AT ME SHE WOULDA SUCKED ME IN 5 SECONDS………..I WAS TRYING TO SPARE YOUR GODDAMN FEELINGS!!!!! SHE WOULDA BLOWN ME IN 5 SECONDS SHEEESS NOT YOUR FRIEND. YOU DONT HAVE ANY FUCKING FRIENDS EXCEPT ME! AND THATS WHY IM SO PISSED OFF. BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS! AND I TRY TO MAKE ONE FROM YOU AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT, AND YOU FFFUCKING USSSSEEDD ME. THE CAREER IS OVER and boy when I said that you you got out of here faster then i’ve ever seen you before, and now you’ll be at ALECIAS place. YOU JUST SHOWED ME WHAT YOU ARE. ABSOLUTELY UNEQUIVOCALLY! FUCKING BITCH CUNT GOLD DIGGING WHORE!

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

What!? You apologized for nothing? Well then you’re a dishonest cunt!

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

SHE WAS MAKIN EYES AT ME SHE WOULDA SUCKED ME IN 5 SECONDS………..I WAS TRYING TO SPARE YOUR GODDAMN FEELINGS!!!!! SHE WOULDA BLOWN ME IN 5 SECONDS SHEEESS NOT YOUR FRIEND. YOU DONT HAVE ANY FUCKING FRIENDS EXCEPT ME! AND THATS WHY IM SO PISSED OFF. BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS! AND I TRY TO MAKE ONE FROM YOU AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT, AND YOU FFFUCKING USSSSEEDD ME. THE CAREER IS OVER and boy when I said that you you got out of here faster then i’ve ever seen you before, and now you’ll be at ALECIAS place. YOU JUST SHOWED ME WHAT YOU ARE. ABSOLUTELY UNEQUIVOCALLY! FUCKING BITCH CUNT GOLD DIGGING WHORE!

THAT CUNT BITCH ALICIA

Boy did that lady get dragged into that one

 

[Chive Turkey]

YOU GAVE ME NOTHING BUT GRIEF



AND BAD PUBLICITY, YOU CUNT

 

[Goddamn! Baboon]

I'LL BURY YOU IN A FUCKING ROSE GARDEN YOU CUNT

 

[ISO__JOE]

“YOU THINK I DIDNT NOTICE THE WAY YOUR FRIEND LOOKED AT ME, SHE WOULDVE SUCKED ME IN A SECOND”

 

[guest]

Whether or not it's true, oven dodger is the fucking greatest kike insult I've ever heard.

 

[cachorro]

Imagine getting owned this hard and telling the tale every chance you got

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Whether or not it's true, oven dodger is the fucking greatest kike insult I've ever heard.

 

[Goddamn! Baboon]

And now, nobody gets tickets. Because of you!

 

[Sue2]

And now, nobody gets tickets. Because of you!

I HAD TO SELL THE MMMOTHERFUCKERS!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Sue cut off the best part of that quote he said "because You are a Cunt Bitch Gold Digging Whore. Now..." like that was just one of the bullet points he was trying to cover.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Is this the retard movie he did where the older lady fucks him and everyone is mad? Fucking great.

 

[Stent]

Is this the retard movie he did where the older lady fucks him and everyone is mad? Fucking great.

Yep. He's like Forrest Gump but he wants to get his dick wet in someone without AIDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.