Fucking dead faggot
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Abe Vigoda HATE thread
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That's a lie.
I'm basically a grandfather to everyone here and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for how you're treating me.
I've been holding this back for too long, it's time to speak out: Abe has been haunting me for the last six months, maybe longer. Mostly he'll just flick my ear when I'm concentrating, which is childish but I can deal with it. Lately he's taken to popping out of the ceiling and shouting "BOOGABOOGABOOGA" right when I'm about to fall asleep. He'll do it four or five times every fucking night. It's bothersome, but more than that it's starting to affect my performance at work. Nearly got fired last week after I fell asleep on a forklift.
Does anyone know a qualified exorcist? Not trying to send him to Hell, just get him off my case for a bit. Is this because I started watching that episode of Le Petit Hobeaux and never finished it? Please, Abe. Let me sleep.
Does anyone know a qualified exorcist? Not trying to send him to Hell, just get him off my case for a bit. Is this because I started watching that episode of Le Petit Hobeaux and never finished it? Please, Abe. Let me sleep.
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I've had a similar thing happen recently while experiencing withdrawal from alcohol. I get these sleep paralysis nightmares where I'm in my bed, face up and unable to move my body at all. Out of the corner of my eye I can see Abe Vigoda creeping towards my bed with one shaky hand outstretched. He never gets close enough to touch me but I'm unaware of that at the time. It's terrifying. I desperately try to contort my torso or lift my deadened limbs but it's like I'm buried in the ground with my head sticking out. I try to scream at him and find that I can't form words but instead squeak out these hideous moans. This whole time Abe is staring at me with that odd half a grin thing he does, the hand out in front trembling. It seems to have gone on for hours when he starts sucking on his dentures like his mouth is parched and shouts "Dey got good SHRIMP HERE!" and I wake up like I had fallen onto my mattress from the second story. Fuck you, Abe.
Similar experience but for me he just signs headshots over and over and throws them at me but I'm unable to catch any of them and every time he tosses one at me and they fall to the floor he shouts about how I'm ungrateful and how Jim Norton really appreciates his autographs and I should be more like him and then I get raped by a tranny. Harrowing stuff.
For what it's worth, I liked you in Goodburger.
I get these weird dreams where I’m reading the forum but every single post is by @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda and they’re all the same story about going to NASCAR, getting lost in Detroit and eating at red lobster.
A dream sequence with cheese biscuits sound pfg to me
I quite enjoy the Jack The Serbian Kike Ripper scalpel nigger who plays the ghostofabevigoda.
"This is Gregg Hughes, the actor who plays Opie."
"This is Gregg Hughes, the actor who plays Opie."
My perpetual nightmare is that I embody @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda and this schizoaffective psycho Scottish demoness with loch ness monster DNA strongly resembling "I recommend amputation!" Nigga from Hellraiser is swinging a high carbon steel dermablade and I can't run away because in Dreamland running is the equivalent of trying to run under water so my back is forever cut to ribbons. Reoccurring nightmare at least once or twice a week I'm good for since joining Owen.
Occasionally some half retarded tree ape injun Wendigo nigger will smile at me sadistically from the corner with pearly white jizz dripping teeth. That's one hell of a dream and it's all in Serbian gibberish while my phone is called relentlessly and I keep falling through my unfinished floor into a groundhog day scenario black hole of Sisyphus torment endlessly. Bunch of fucked up nigger lipped nonsense dream if ya ask me.
Think it's time for me to say "YOUR MOM'S NIGGER LOVING SHIT BOX!" fellas.
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Abe is a terrific actor. He was amazing in Ed Wood.
"Tessio was always the smart one" was such a funny wink at the audience cause everyone knows Abe Vigoda's a dolt in real life.
I wasn't in-- HEY! YOU ALMOST GOT YOURSELF A SIGNED PHOTO BUT YOU FUCKED IT! I HOPE BEING A SMARTASS WAS WORTH IT! FUCK MARTIN LANDAU, FUCK BELA LUGOSI AND FUCK YOU!! THAT WAS MY ROLE OF A LIFETIME! THAT WAS MY OSCAR!!
Abe Vigoda regularly consulted rabbis