A quick story about my daughter

[NoBacon]

Sir, this is a family thread on a forum where we encourage people to stay faithful to their spouses.

I ASKED YOU A DIRECT QUESTION!

 

[Imager]

I ASKED YOU A DIRECT QUESTION!

I think she's a DD. Pretty big.

 

[NoBacon]

I think she's a DD. Pretty big.

Fawk yeah brotherman I’m all in with the big tits

 

[Imager]

Fawk yeah brotherman I’m all in with the big tits

There's an acquaintance I have that I talk to once every few years. I feel sorry for the guy so when he reaches out, I feel like I'm doing my good deed for the year.

He called me once and was in town and wanted to meet for dinner. I'm not sure if she was my wife or my girlfriend at the time, but she asked if she could go. I told her that I don't think she'd like the guy but she thought it couldn't be that bad.

So my wife has a lot of shirts that show off the middle of her chest because of her build. The acquaintance literally stared at my wife's chest the entire meal. Not only that, but the dude is just impossible to talk to. You can't get a word in edgewise and he won't let you out of a conversation, so he's talking nonstop staring at her tits.

So yeah she got good fun bags.

You married or got a GF? Is she stacked?

 

[New Name]

Fawk yeah brotherman I’m all in with the big tits

You're on fire lately

 

[guest]

All this tit talk but no pics fawwwk

 

[NoBacon]

You married or got a GF? Is she stacked?

I straight up hate women, dudes rock.

(had about 40 girlfriends and can’t maintain any because I’m a petulant man child)

 

[DiarrheaDick]

All this tit talk but no pics fawwwkView attachment 44721

Got any moar?

 

[guest]

Got any moar?

Yup

 

[DiarrheaDick]

YupView attachment 44746

Could her turd cutter facilitate a few bleu cheese crumbles?

 

[guest]

Could her turd cutter facilitate a few bleu cheese crumbles?

I report, you decide.

 

[Guyincognito]

All this tit talk but no pics fawwwkView attachment 44721

Good lord. She’s hot, but why the fuck is her tongue all bumpy?

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I had sex with @Imager ’s wife

AMA

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I had sex with @Imager ’s wife

AMA

Was her cunt smelly?

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I had sex with @Imager ’s wife

AMA

Where does her oyster ditch end and the fartbox start? Looks like a big long slit.

I report, you decide. View attachment 44778View attachment 44780

How much banana juice can those tig 'ol bitties hold?

 

[Pat the Simp]

Good lord. She’s hot, but why the fuck is her tongue all bumpy?

Probably got hypothyroidism.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

I had sex with @Imager ’s wife

AMA

I watched AMA

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Was her cunt smelly?

It didn’t smell that bad, until I farted inside of her vaginal canal.

Then it became smelly

Where does her oyster ditch end and the fartbox start? Looks like a big long slit.

4 degrees before top dead center

I watched AMA

Does my dick look cute?

 

[guest]

Good lord. She’s hot, but why the fuck is her tongue all bumpy?

She swallowed too much nigger cum.