A piece of Pat lore that has somehow eluded me.

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Nice furrious, stupid.

Vurry good. The verdict is in and he’s a fat idiot.

 

[RoTheHo69]

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Was he implying he sometimes is allied with fascist coups or at least tolerates their existence? Please report this.
lmao furrious

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Let's not forget about the time a white cis male carjacker tried to get Ricks rustang from him, only for rick to ask him if he could drive stick, to which the man replied "No... Can you show me?" to which Rick graciously retorted "Do you have an hour?" the guy ran away cuz rick was so tough and thaT was thaT.

 

[Pat the Simp]

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Look how spindly his arms are. Whatever this pose is that he's doing makes his forehead huge. And who puts a lime wedge in a can of beer?

 

[guest]

He got into a knife fight on an indian reservation. The police arrive and see two men, two knives, one standing victorious and arrest the guy on the ground because the victor insisted he started it. That's his story.

He makes Garth Marenghi look like a serious person.

 

[The Talking Dead]

He got into a knife fight on an indian reservation. The police arrive and see two men, two knives, one standing victorious and arrest the guy on the ground because the victor insisted he started it. That's his story.

Still more believable than his brotosaurus and Japanese fighter pilot stories.

 

[Dusty Dan]

I have never met someone who ended a fight and described it as "I ended the fight." They always say they "kicked his head in" or "knocked him out" or "battered him" or whatever.

 

[guest]

I have never met someone who ended a fight and described it as "I ended the fight." They always say they "kicked his head in" or "knocked him out" or "battered him" or whatever.

It's his cunt mother talking again. It's the kind of thing a female teacher would say, in lieu of any real power.

 

[Guest]

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Oh my god I never saw this one. How fucking embarrassing

 

[Caverlock]

In the Indian rez story he also claimed to have broken the attacker's arm. It was later found out that a "bully" broke his arm when he was a kid. I doubt those are unrelated.

iirc, he didn't say it was on an Indian reservation until asked why there's no police report. I'm surprised the tribe didn't make him an honorary member and bestow some badass name upon him like Thundering (V8) Mustang, but that would require creativity on the liar's part.

 

[More Worser]

He got into a knife fight on an indian reservation. The police arrive and see two men, two knives, one standing victorious and arrest the guy on the ground because the victor insisted he started it. That's his story.

"I want this man arrested immediately."

 

[More Worser]

Tearing apart fascious coups by sitting on my ass and drinking beer. What a real life tough guy!

Nice fascists, stupit

 

[More Worser]

In all seriousness, do you think he tells these types of stories at parties? Someone cuts their finger slicing the pepperoni and he regales them with the tale of the knife fight on the Indian reservation?

If anyone is gonna cut their finger while slicing pepperoni it's Pat, shaking with a nigger baby erection

 

[Honey Badger]

I'm surprised the tribe didn't make him an honorary member and bestow some badass name upon him like Thundering (V8) Mustang, but that would require creativity on the liar's part.

I interpreted this story more as Patrick assaulting an Injin because he hates all brown (red?) people.

 

[RickReternal]

I interpreted this story more as Patrick assaulting an Injin because he hates all brown (red?) people.

Well they’re drunk a lot

 

[Honey Badger]

 

[Imager]

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The most furry-ous man in the world am i right gang?

 

[HeyItsVos]

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[bantadant]

I have never met someone who ended a fight and described it as "I ended the fight." They always say they "kicked his head in" or "knocked him out" or "battered him" or whatever.

He ended any fight he's been in by being a little bitch and tattling to some authority figure to protect him

 

[NikisGreasyBeerFarts]

Pat's such a faggot with these inflated bullshit Spaghetti Western storylines he tells about himself, he's going to do something violent when it all comes crashing down and the world sees what a weak sad sack he truly is.

Every school shooter is always some pathetic friendless fag with lone tough guy fantasies just like him.

He reminds me of the self-described genius a lot of us grew up with. Oh, ya hacked the fbi, did ya? Ok bud