A permanent solution to a temporary problem

[CutesyMissy]

How can you be 20 years old and not realise jumping out of a cruise ship 200 ft from the water at night is an assured death?

Even if they instantly slammed the breaks on (turned the propellers the other way) it would take miles to return to the area, even in clear daylight conditions it would be difficult to spot him.

I believe, in the 7th grade (around 12 or 13 years of age), in biology. They explain you, very clearly, the concept of the superficial tension of the water. In which, if you fall from above 70 meters, the water particles don't have enough time to part ways. And, since you reached terminal velocity (above 125 mph), you might as well fall on concrete.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

How can you be 20 years old and not realise jumping out of a cruise ship 200 ft from the water at night is an assured death?

Even if they instantly slammed the breaks on (turned the propellers the other way) it would take miles to return to the area, even in clear daylight conditions it would be difficult to spot him.

For real. Even if he pulled this stunt in the middle of the day with everybody watching, he still might as well have been floating in outer space. This is beyond retarded.

 

[Chapel]

Dad misunderstood when son said he was going to go and “ toss himself off”

 

[RobertMewler]

"... felt oddly casual." They must've said his first name, causing a wave of relief and satisfaction.

"Levion"

 

[UnPRePared]

I hope he’s ok

I didn't even know he was sick!

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Didn’t they do this bit in Roots already?

 

[UnPRePared]

Didn’t they do this bit in Roots already?

Yes, I remember the scene where James from "Good Times" launched himself from the balcony of a Royal Caribbean while Joe's ancestors got loaded thanks to paying for the "Unlimited Drink Package".

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I believe, in the 7th grade (around 12 or 13 years of age), in biology. They explain you, very clearly, the concept of the superficial tension of the water.

yeah he was paying attention in biology.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

They must've said his first name, causing a wave of relief

Ha! you don't know what you just said!

 

[johnnynoname]

real reason he jumped was because he saw he was going to be drafted by the Grizzlies

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Hardest I’ve laughed in days

Was it?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I hate the ugly red looking spooks the most.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Was it?

Nigga admit you're Minaw

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Nigga admit you're Minaw

He past

 

[Safka's Enticer]

He past

I want you to go back to the way you were

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I want you to go back to the way you were

I still rib dammit!

 

[Kinderman]

Nice half arsed effort from other passengers the morning after trying to spot him.