A perfect summary of recent twitter happenings

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

Opie Simp
Not mine but it shattered my ribs:

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Will Tate

Oven March
There are times when I'll say something to my wife and her only response is "fuck you," which I take to mean "yes, you are right and I should have listened to you, but I'm a woman and thus can never admit I was wrong."
"You are deeply ill, atalker" is Pat's version of that: caught dead to rights, but has no response that could hope to refute it.
So "you are deeply ill, atalker"="Yes, child, you are correct."
For more life hacks light a cigarette while pumping gas.
 
I’ve heard from a Redditor that this account never tweeted at or targeted Cat Rambo but still got a proactive block with a similar experience on the Redditor’s other Jim C Hines accounts.

Cat scurred and about to get it, according to this redditor.
 
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