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A mystery that's nagged at me for years.

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Return to me, Stenton.
Or shaking hands, I once shook a Mexican's hand and he had 6 fingers, it freaked me the fuck out and I couldn't concentrate for our whole conversation.
It had no bones in it and it was a squishy appendage the size of half his pinky
My reading buddy when I was little had a fucked up nubby thalidomide hand with little teeny fingers.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
My favorite train movie is under siege 2

Denzel’s a good actor and doesn’t seem like a closet homo.

Ethan Hawke nearly ruined Training Day. White bread narc walks through the worst gang neighborhood in LA after almost getting fucked in the ass and having his head blown off on his first day because he’s real mad. Fucking YUCK

Just take the money you punk ass bitch.
 
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