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A Monday night. For fucks sake, at least pretend to have a job

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I think Niki frequently kicks him out of the house for a couple hours. Especially now that half the hovel (or more) is an airbnb, you know he just pesters her all day with the same topics. Leslie is defaming me again! Robert is back and telling more lies!

Okay just take the credit card and go get some fucking drinks for like 2, 3 hours. Yes Patrick, he's illegally impersonating your little brother on social media, maybe take 4 hours.
The whole him going to bars alone while being married is very odd, it’s one thing if he’s meeting up with friends (no Pat, the bartenders working are not your friends) but he goes alone and he goes often while his wife is…elsewhere. I’m guessing that’s when Niki spends time with other women who are “bi” yet can’t full come out and admit they’re lesbians.
 

Josef Kuminski

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Very astute.

Lol you think Rick can comprehend even a straight shooting (lol) Hemingway short story, let alone a more complex novel like For Whom the Bell Tolls? As if.
Rick doesn’t read. If he does it’s drivel Sci Fi and not classics. He’s admitted to never read comics, despite claiming to be Captain America incarnate and a marvel fan girl. He never talks about philosophy (outside of what someone who gets high for the first time would say) or any kind of political theory. History, that faggot thinks visiting a place and going on a tour makes him an expert on the subject.

He thinks it’s cool that those guys were hard drinkers yet he seems to conveniently ignore (read: he has no fucking idea) how they actually have loads to say about how booze is nothing to be proud of.
Everything about him is a farce. If it sounds cool or can be perceived as cool, he’s on board. Like the recent shit with a tranny trooper in Star Wars. George Lucas probably rolled his eyes when he saw that shit and said “fuck that”. Star Wars was never about that shit, it was supposed to be about escapism for kids.
 

Ladynyahh

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Not just out to have a couple of light beers and watching the game but multiple heavy, high abv IPAs from the looks of it, and not a thought about things he's got to do tomorrow. No wonder he doesn't have a job and has put on considerable weight. I can't wait for that other waste of space Niki to leave him for good and kick him out of the hovel.

Something like that might force him to make some serious changes. Hoping to see the new Pat characters such as 9-5 Pat, Dating Pat, etc. Dating Pat would be the best - he'd be all about slaying fawkin PUSS
 

Jenna

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The whole him going to bars alone while being married is very odd, it’s one thing if he’s meeting up with friends (no Pat, the bartenders working are not your friends) but he goes alone and he goes often while his wife is…elsewhere. I’m guessing that’s when Niki spends time with other women who are “bi” yet can’t full come out and admit they’re lesbians.

Doom and gloom narcissists are some of the worst people to be around because they really are just giant clouds of negativity. When the wife tells you to scram at 7pm, where are you gonna go? Sit in the Burger King parking lot for 3 hours.

He had a solid grift going with the "my creative genius can only be unlocked if I'm drunk in public" thing, but now he just drinks and scrolls through his phone.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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I don't think even ice was involved, but it sounds pretty good to me.

Related - the only margarita worth a damn is fine, silver tequila over rocks with a splash of cointreau and a squeeze of lime. Fuck off with the salt.
To each their own, brothaman. Never been much of a rum guy.
 

DrTorqueCarlisi

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That’s low IQ autism. Everything he says and does is a facsimile to human behavior. Imagine an adult alien trying to be human, that’s Rick. Humanity is such a foreign concept to him that he has to mimic other people, and when he does it’s like being in the uncanny valley.

"What? No! I really do like chicks! And their tits! That's why I shoot guns and drive a Mustang and post gym selfies and brag about not wearing underwear! You know, like all the other regular dudes."
 

Ladynyahh

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Good. I hope he continues to drink alcohol every day. At least 600 calories of just alcohol.
Those IPAs he's drinking are a good 250 cals each, and you know he's not drinking one. Pat's guzzling all evening. He's probably drinking 5, maybe 6 and consuming 1400-1500 empty calories in addition to whatever slop he shoved in his fat gullet. Pat's topping out at probably 3000 cals a day with zero exercise. Exactly what you want to be doing in your mid forties.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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Those IPAs he's drinking are a good 250 cals each, and you know he's not drinking one. Pat's guzzling all evening. He's probably drinking 5, maybe 6 and consuming 1400-1500 empty calories in addition to whatever slop he shoved in his fat gullet. Pat's topping out at probably 3000 cals a day with zero exercise. Exactly what you want to be doing in your mid forties.
He makes me grateful that I started giving somewhat of a shit about keeping fit and watching what I eat. When you’re not constantly grazing and drinking heavily, the occasional treat is actually a nice thing.

Rick lives in a world of instant gratification when it comes to food / booze…pathetic and fat life.
 
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