A man tryed to rape me when I was riding my bike

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I don't think we even have badgers around here, although I hear there's wolverines on Vancouver Island.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Haha this other time I snuck up on a buck and cracked him in the head with a fist-sized rock. He stumbled a little but seemed fine, hopefully he didn't get an aneurysm: I was all fucked up and not thinking clearly. Terry got a bit of the bloodlust.

I was pretty surprised I managed to pull it off. He wasn't no city deer what was used to people being chill.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Haha this other time I snuck up on a buck and cracked him in the head with a fist-sized rock. He stumbled a little but seemed fine, hopefully he didn't get an aneurysm: I was all fucked up and not thinking clearly. Terry got a bit of the bloodlust.

I was pretty surprised I managed to pull it off. He wasn't no city deer what was used to people being chill.

Lmao I think I remember you telling that before. It's fucking hilarious and actually pretty impressive.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Lmao I think I remember you telling that before. It's fucking hilarious and actually pretty impressive.

Three of my buddies were watching from the car and we were all pretty surprised. He was following his lady and I separated them at the road - she was waiting in the brush and he wanted to cross over to her but he could hear me walking so he kept hesitating to look out for me. Finally there was a nice fluffy bush between us so when he stopped to look I let fly from about twenty feet away.

I don't think he even saw it. He didn't tense at all, just stood there like a dope until the thing ricocheted off his head. Poor bastard.

 

[PickleRickle]

Three of my buddies were watching from the car and we were all pretty surprised. He was following his lady and I separated them at the road - she was waiting in the brush and he wanted to cross over to her but he could hear me walking so he kept hesitating to look out for me. Finally there was a nice fluffy bush between us so when he stopped to look I let fly from about twenty feet away.

I don't think he even saw it. He didn't tense at all, just stood there like a dope until the thing ricocheted off his head. Poor bastard.

We were all stoned up one night and wanted to see how far we could push the car down this one huge hill out in the country. We pile back in the car after pushing it, its rolling down the hill at this point, a retard buck comes out of the woods and just stands in the middle of the road 20 feet ahead. We're all in the car yelling at this fuckin retard. He walked away just before getting his back legs clipped. Little nigger stressed us all out, then theres you throwing rocks at their heads.

 

[DMAN]

This is where your mind goes when you don't give yourself a pornographic release.

 

[quasi101]

It's not rape if you enjoyed it

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Who is that one rock guy who claims he was raped by 3 different black guys on different occasions? I want to say it’s Henry Rollins but it’s not.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

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You know I don’t like when you send me cryptic pictures.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

You know I don’t like when you send me cryptic pictures.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Too bad he didn't try to teach you English.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

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