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Who is that one rock guy who claims he was raped by 3 different black guys on different occasions? I want to say it’s Henry Rollins but it’s not.Until he started jumping rope, Nigger Jim couldn't turn around without getting raped or losing a sibling at the hands of niggers.
Lmao I'm not sure but now I want to know. Did you hear some slut is trying to motherfuck Tommy Lee (of Methods Of Mayhem fame) with a sexual assault charge? She's saying my boy tried to rape her on a jet in 2003. It's hogwash of course. Tommy Lee wouldn't even rape a fly.Who is that one rock guy who claims he was raped by 3 different black guys on different occasions? I want to say it’s Henry Rollins but it’s not.
It seems like it might be hard to find via Guh-gle-ing it. I’ll figure it out eventually. Kid Rock said Tommy was a huge douchebag by the way. Mr. Rock was funny on Stern. Punchin out.Lmao I'm not sure but now I want to know. Did you hear some slut is trying to motherfuck Tommy Lee (of Methods Of Mayhem fame) with a sexual assault charge? She's saying my boy tried to rape her on a jet in 2003. It's hogwash of course. Tommy Lee wouldn't even rape a fly.
There's video of Kid Rock sucker punching him in the head at some award show. I think it was over Pamela Anderson sitting on Tommy Lee's lap or something, who was married to Kid Rock all the time. Being a white rap-rocker sounds like being a wrestler.It seems like it might be hard to find via Guh-gle-ing it. I’ll figure it out eventually. Kid Rock said Tommy was a huge douchebag by the way. Mr. Rock was funny on Stern. Punchin out.
I’m not saying that it’s the truth but Kid Rock (really stupid name by the way) said on Stern that it was some awards show and when he got up Tommy (stupid name for a grown man) sat in his seat to be a dickhead.There's video of Kid Rock sucker punching him in the head at some award show. I think it was over Pamela Anderson sitting on Tommy Lee's lap or something, who was married to Kid Rock all the time. Being a white rap-rocker sounds like being a wrestler.
No, this was when OJ was a big dealDid he offer to buy you an iPad first?
I prefer apple tssNo, this was when OJ was a big deal
Did you know that Nigger Jim planted most of the apple trees in North America and he can speak with the forest critters?I prefer apple tss
Did you know that Nigger Jim planted most of the apple trees in North America and he can speak with the forest critters?
I think they speak telepathically. That's just an assumption, don't quote me on that.Haha that coon left him on "read"
I caught one on a homemade snare pole once. I think he said "oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck" with his mind powers while I marched him away and used my mouth powers to laugh at him.I think they speak telepathically. That's just an assumption, don't quote me on that.
I've heard more unexpectedly fucked up noises come out of raccoons than probably any other animal. Growling cocksuckers. That one must've been losing it's shit.I caught one on a homemade snare pole once. I think he said "oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck" with his mind powers while I marched him away and used my mouth powers to laugh at him.
I heard grunting but I think the steel cable around his throat was muffling a lot of it. Heard a pissed-off skunk one night and I thought I was about to die. Even when I saw it I assumed "small badger" at first. Miserable little thing.I've heard more unexpectedly fucked up noises come out of raccoons than probably any other animal. Growling cocksuckers. That one must've been losing it's shit.
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