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A man tryed to rape me when I was riding my bike

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Who is that one rock guy who claims he was raped by 3 different black guys on different occasions? I want to say it’s Henry Rollins but it’s not.
Lmao I'm not sure but now I want to know. Did you hear some slut is trying to motherfuck Tommy Lee (of Methods Of Mayhem fame) with a sexual assault charge? She's saying my boy tried to rape her on a jet in 2003. It's hogwash of course. Tommy Lee wouldn't even rape a fly.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Lmao I'm not sure but now I want to know. Did you hear some slut is trying to motherfuck Tommy Lee (of Methods Of Mayhem fame) with a sexual assault charge? She's saying my boy tried to rape her on a jet in 2003. It's hogwash of course. Tommy Lee wouldn't even rape a fly.
It seems like it might be hard to find via Guh-gle-ing it. I’ll figure it out eventually. Kid Rock said Tommy was a huge douchebag by the way. Mr. Rock was funny on Stern. Punchin out.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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It seems like it might be hard to find via Guh-gle-ing it. I’ll figure it out eventually. Kid Rock said Tommy was a huge douchebag by the way. Mr. Rock was funny on Stern. Punchin out.
There's video of Kid Rock sucker punching him in the head at some award show. I think it was over Pamela Anderson sitting on Tommy Lee's lap or something, who was married to Kid Rock all the time. Being a white rap-rocker sounds like being a wrestler.

Also, he is a douchebag. He's been every type of douchebag through the decades. In the 80s he was hair metal douchebag, in the 90s he was still hair metal douchebag and switched it up to grunge douchebag, then in the early 2000s he was spiky hair, fuzzy fedora, date rapist douchebag.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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There's video of Kid Rock sucker punching him in the head at some award show. I think it was over Pamela Anderson sitting on Tommy Lee's lap or something, who was married to Kid Rock all the time. Being a white rap-rocker sounds like being a wrestler.
I’m not saying that it’s the truth but Kid Rock (really stupid name by the way) said on Stern that it was some awards show and when he got up Tommy (stupid name for a grown man) sat in his seat to be a dickhead.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I caught one on a homemade snare pole once. I think he said "oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck" with his mind powers while I marched him away and used my mouth powers to laugh at him.
I've heard more unexpectedly fucked up noises come out of raccoons than probably any other animal. Growling cocksuckers. That one must've been losing it's shit.
 

Turry Precision ™®©

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I've heard more unexpectedly fucked up noises come out of raccoons than probably any other animal. Growling cocksuckers. That one must've been losing it's shit.
I heard grunting but I think the steel cable around his throat was muffling a lot of it. Heard a pissed-off skunk one night and I thought I was about to die. Even when I saw it I assumed "small badger" at first. Miserable little thing.
 
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