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A Guys Post To Being A Mans Man

Hoolies

For me? It's Ken Waller!
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Jenna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cMIarrxLGs
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You’re fat

Dude we're in the same BMI category, your body is similar to mine except I'm taller and don't quite have the voluptuous titties you do.

Remember before, when the NBDF was running around "I've seen pictures of NB, he's really really buff which is the only reason he's technically overweight! Like a linebacker or pro wrestler!"

Nope, you're just a pudgy manlet with bitch tits. Stop being a Tomlinson and just admit you're on the hefty side.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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Dude we're in the same BMI category, your body is similar to mine except I'm taller and don't quite have the voluptuous titties you do.

Remember before, when the NBDF was running around "I've seen pictures of NB, he's really really buff which is the only reason he's technically overweight! Like a linebacker or pro wrestler!"

Nope, you're just a pudgy manlet with bitch tits. Stop being a Tomlinson and just admit you're on the hefty side.

I’m the heaviest I’ve ever been because I have a demanding career unlike you, and I’m still in better shape.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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Not demanding enough to skip lunch, it seems.

I can still do 60 decline push ups in a set no problem, and 20 pull ups immediately after.

I’m not denying I’m carrying too much weight but I have real dad bod, which is a slim capable build that’s packed on weight out of lack of time to work out.

You’re obviously a weakling neet.
 

Jenna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cMIarrxLGs
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I can still do 60 decline push ups in a set no problem, and 20 pull ups immediately after.

I’m not denying I’m carrying too much weight but I have real dad bod, which is a slim capable build that’s packed on weight out of lack of time to work out.

You’re obviously a weakling neet.

We can all see your skeleton arms, there's not even a hint of muscle. You spent all these years telling everyone how buff and fit you are, it takes one picture for you to admit you're tubby and would be in better shape if you exercised.
 
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