A fat bitch invited me on a cruise.

[Billy Hollywood]

Betsy Resto. She is a clone of Betsy. I feel ill.

I need a picture, not of her, anything similar will do.

 

[guest]

Is she paying for it? You could immediately ditch her and fuck other wine drunk whores and she’s just stuck there having to take it.

I never asked, I doubt it coz she's one of the chicks I lied to and said I was rich, but even if she was, I'm not wasting my vacation time going on a faggy cruise.

 

[guest]

as usual, he is making this up. weird dude

3 people ribbed this. You guys really think I go on the Internet and tell lies? Unless I'm doing ants Seinfeld stories, I'm telling the truth... sniff.

 

[Stent]

Act like the perfect guy then sexually degrade her and take compromising photos.

I know you're expecting a second part to that, but that's it.

 

[Build Black Better]

How fat are we talking, character? Lizzo huge or chubby?

The way to measure how much blubber Lizzo has and how much she can disrespect James Madison's crystal flute is by seeing how far she can shove it up her cavernous twat while twerking in a swimsuit on stage, like that one time at band camp with Alyson Hannigan.

 

[Not bad]

How fat are we talking? If she's semi chubby with fat tits you should go to be honest witchya.

 

[guest]

Its all about the beefer to belly ratio. If tits are our farther than tummy its A-OK....if not its a disgrace