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My best friend stood up too fast because a spider was on his leg… he died within minutes.
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These are your delusions, atalker, I’m clinically in peak physical health. Enjoy prison.Death pool 2023, sucks to be you Vaxxy.
Keep reading, they suspended it because like 6 broads got blood clots which are also a rare side effect of birth control. I’m not a chick on birth control so I didn’t give a fuck.Actual doctors don't postulate and speculate on people they haven't personally seen themselves. His speculation is no better than mine in this instance.
I also like how you didn't refute any of my points, other than call me a retard, which is true, but a broken clock and all that.
Sorry if my opinion ahhhhhhfends you.
And the EU and the US suspended the J&J shots:
[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56733715[/URL]
God be with you for real yo. As Dan Mullen has proven, stupid brothermen are still brothermen.
Phones are LIT.
I told you that in confidence. You’re a regular Dan Mullen over here.Off topic, I heard @JerkStoreJ blew Fauci once.
I actually hope you are, but you get the Death Pool just in case.These are your delusions, atalker, I’m clinically in peak physical health. Enjoy prison.
No hard feelings, I wouldn’t want you to miss out on the death pool prize. Got any messages for Marma?I actually hope you are, but you get the Death Pool just in case.
Weekend at Damar’s.The NFL has made their bottom line interests pretty transparent, not to mention they've put their relationship with sports gambling front and center for the last several years; for them to expect us to believe it's been all "prayers up" and that the financial implications of this event haven't been discussed heavily behind the scenes this entire time is ridiculous.
The NFL as an organization is pretty ruthless but will continue to skate in the public eye because no one wants to actually turn the game off. It was only like two months ago that we all collectively held our breath hoping Tua wasn't made a vegetable in prime time when he had no business even being on the field and now everyone just thinks he sucks.
Hard shot? Obviously you never played contact sports you fag. That was a pretty normal hit. There will be 100 harder hits in the next televised game alone.So he takes a hard shot right to the middle of the chest and then OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE, that’s when vax AIDS decides to also give him a heart attack?
I also call them birth control because THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE!!Keep reading, they suspended it because like 6 broads got blood clots which are also a rare side effect of birth control.
If you believe doctors are no longer competent to speak on any medical issues then you should strongly consider suicide because it’s really going to suck for you some day if you fall and break your leg and you have to just drag around a broken leg until you die like a caveman since doctors can’t be trusted anymore.
Puerto Rico? I thought she was South American of some sortBring out Shakira to shake her ass and remind us how awesome Puerto Rico is
Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife, brother.I told you that in confidence. You’re a regular Dan Mullen over here.
[URL]https://amp.theguardian.com/sport/2020/feb/03/jennifer-lopez-shakira-super-bowl-half-time-show-latino-political[/URL]Puerto Rico? I thought she was South American of some sort
They owned trump in between shaking their scantily clad booties on tvJennifer Lopez and Shakira’s half-time show featured not-so-subtle allusions to Trump’s immigration policies and Puerto Rico
Comparing a broken leg, something people have been treating with common sense and their own healing abilities forever is a bit different than faaaawkin scuuumbags the last 100 years taking bribes to do experiments on the general populace and hurting fuckloads of people.
Yeah it was a hard shot and yeah, people get hit harder than that 50 times a game. It’s a freak thing that will probably never happen again.Hard shot? Obviously you never played contact sports you fag. That was a pretty normal hit. There will be 100 harder hits in the next televised game alone.
Marma will outlive me for sure.No hard feelings, I wouldn’t want you to miss out on the death pool prize. Got any messages for Marma?
You got it. I told my wife if anyone is going to profit from my death I want it to be “THE NIGGER MAN”. She’s disappointed but she understands.Marma will outlive me for sure.
Tell Uncle Adolf how right he was.
Stop, you’re ruining the circle jerk. Mega faggot Aaron Rodgers told them to go fuck themselves with their vax and they HATE THAT.No they don't. There were extra protocols last year for unvaxxed players, but they could still play/practice.
A doctor was commenting on a football injury and people decided he was a liar trying to sell vaccines. That’s the same level of crazy.
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