- Forum Clout
- 11,022
He's got a bam margera thing going on. Except he doesn't do crack and chain-smoke. I think it's 99% texting back funsters.
-
Recently, onaforums has taken to opening a substack. You can subscribe to this substack to get email notifications when the site is down, gets a new domain name, or is otherwise running into trouble. We are not accepting donations at this time, so please skip the part where it asks if you would like to contribute. Subscribe at onaforums.substack.com
-
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators. If you want your account deleted, send a private message to @BlackTransLivesMatter
Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
[email protected]
6 years
- Thread starter turdcutter
- Start date
He's got a bam margera thing going on. Except he doesn't do crack and chain-smoke. I think it's 99% texting back funsters.
- Forum Clout
- 33,721
He literally looks like Elvis before that fateful night on the toilet at this point.
- Forum Clout
- 211,536
ITS THE SAME SHIRT
- Forum Clout
- 33,721
He also doesent have a Lamborghini, or a movie that grossed $100,000,000
- Forum Clout
- 22,777
Blob.
- Forum Clout
- 211,536
Fire Stalk With Me
G
guest
Guest
He’s drunk as fuck
G
guest
Guest
This nigga dead on the inside yo
- Forum Clout
- 33,721
Over/under on Pat drinking a Pony keg before this interview. His pupils are pin points, he’s sweaty and has gin blossoms
G
guest
Guest
Not the face of "winning"
- Forum Clout
- 120,479
He genuinely has a Lady Di thing going on. His skin is red and his head, eyelids, and nose are all getting bloated. Give it a year and he’ll start calling Nikki Adrienne.
- Forum Clout
- 211,536
Or thinning
- Forum Clout
- 62,325
And fat on the outside! Heigh-ohhh!
- Forum Clout
- 52,150
Holy shit lol
- Forum Clout
- 72,253
Why is his hair always moist?
- Forum Clout
- 16,552
I still say it's only a matter of time before Niki pulls up anchor and leaves his ass. Women like that hate change - they will put up with practically abusive behavior just to keep the status quo but usually that involves children.. Rick legit ruined Niki's life, she will realize it someday.
- Forum Clout
- 8,654
No, no, no, no, child, I don’t!
- Forum Clout
- 120,479
Whens the last time I wrote a book…oh gosh…uhhhh…NIKI!!! WHEN’D I WRITE THAT BOOK LAST??? I wrote just yesterday!
Whens the last time I saw my kid??? I see her all the time!!!
- Forum Clout
- 41,085
Pat “Cautionary Tale” Tomlinson is a walking master class in how not to live.
As well as being a drunk, being absolutely fused to his phone has done a lot of damage too. Constant notifications trigger and exacerbate anxiety. Fucking addict couldn’t even bring himself to turn off his phone when he had a camera crew focused on him.
Imagine the meltdown he had in Mexico when he bricked his phone. It’s no wonder Niki looks like her nerves are completely shot. Her joining Pat in his day drinking multiple times a week can’t help either.
As well as being a drunk, being absolutely fused to his phone has done a lot of damage too. Constant notifications trigger and exacerbate anxiety. Fucking addict couldn’t even bring himself to turn off his phone when he had a camera crew focused on him.
Imagine the meltdown he had in Mexico when he bricked his phone. It’s no wonder Niki looks like her nerves are completely shot. Her joining Pat in his day drinking multiple times a week can’t help either.
- Forum Clout
- 13,072
Niki being Bill is dead on. Butch and manly.