6 "Robert"s for the price of 1

[NIGGER_ANNIHILATOR_1488]

"My wife and I split the bills"

Last time I heard anybody say this I was 19 years old working in food service talking to a manager who was 10 years older than me who was a complete fucking loser whose life I aspired mine to be the opposite of.

 

[The Talking Dead]

His devolving from technicalities to just outright lies shows how broken he really is.

I feel like he's been that way for a long time though. He's always denied that he abandoned his daughter for example, which is an incredibly easily disproven lie.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

hes just lying there's no technicality. He and his gross wife paid me out of their own accounts. If i weren't anonymous the checks would have been cashed by me directly but thats like saying "i didn't pay you the bank did" because they handed you the money. I paid my attorneys on time every month for three years. Patrick paid me, quasi, the money directly. That's it end of story. anything else is just a straight lie. He didn't pay my lawyers. He didn't pay anyone else.

I assume your real name isn't Quasi, so there's the technicality...

 

[quasi101]

I assume your real name isn't Quasi, so there's the technicality...

It's an is of identity. Not prediction.

Identity (Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy)

That's like saying, well Kyle's real name isn't "little brother" so his little brother never ran track.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Imagine lying about being in not just one but two knife fights? Like it would make it seem more true if he added the second one. Of course, he'll have to keep up the lie for the rest of his life. DLTIW, child.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Imagine lying about being in not just one but two knife fights? Like it would make it seem more true if he added the second one. Of course, he'll have to keep up the lie for the rest of his life. DLTIW, child.

Everything he knows about knife fighting he learned from Michael Jackson's "Beat It" video and Norm Macdonald.