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50k I could do but $50 for shipping is ridiculous, you’re going to have to meet me in the middle on that

HR@PaneraBread

Ass 'n' Tiddies
Are you on a watchlist?
We all probably are now we've looked at this.

Bonnie, what the fuck? We were rooting for you during your battle with that 4 alt nobody but stuff like this is just going to make waves. What are we supposed to do with this? Nice Energisverbranding, Stupid! Why dontcha crack a Vuurdraak in yer shoe and beat it
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️
We all probably are now we've looked at this.

Bonnie, what the fuck? We were rooting for you during your battle with that 4 alt nobody but stuff like this is just going to make waves. What are we supposed to do with this? Nice Energisverbranding, Stupid! Why dontcha crack a Vuurdraak in yer shoe and beat it
1. ME: THANK YOU
2. I just find it hilarious that there’s Pokémon cards going for so much on eBay.
 

DMbA

sar do nOT REDEEM BLOODY BASTARD💢
We all probably are now we've looked at this.

Bonnie, what the fuck? We were rooting for you during your battle with that 4 alt nobody but stuff like this is just going to make waves. What are we supposed to do with this? Nice Energisverbranding, Stupid! Why dontcha crack a Vuurdraak in yer shoe and beat it
This gay ass nigga prolly picked Bulbasaur as his starter
 

aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
I was never into Pokemon as a kid but I remember watching some other kid drop a card on the bus and I picked it up and put it in my pocket.

I remember showing it to my nerdy pokemon friend and he immediately wanted to buy it off me for $20. I said no because I was suspicious at now excited he was about it.

I remember it was a Machamp, Japanese font, and was holographic or shiny whatever they called it. Pristine condition and in a hard plastic sleeve.

It's probably worth something now. I imagine the kid who dropped it was pretty upset about it.
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
Kids aren't even pretending to play the card game anymore they're now interested in the value of these fuckin things. Dragging their disappointed fathers to conventions so they can piss away their money.
That’s my nephew. He has hundreds of these damn cards and I don’t think he’s even aware that there is a game you can play with them. He just scans them with some app to see what they’re “worth”.
 

Andy Elliott

Closer
That’s my nephew. He has hundreds of these damn cards and I don’t think he’s even aware that there is a game you can play with them. He just scans them with some app to see what they’re “worth”.

Shit it doesn't change when you grow up there's a guy at my work with a Funko (in the box of course) Deadpool and Goku on display. Where the lack of shame came from I have no idea, but it's probably Jews coddling man children like Pat with capeshit.
 

Leonard Rhomberg

Who are you gonna replace me with?
I was never into Pokemon as a kid but I remember watching some other kid drop a card on the bus and I picked it up and put it in my pocket.

I remember showing it to my nerdy pokemon friend and he immediately wanted to buy it off me for $20. I said no because I was suspicious at now excited he was about it.

I remember it was a Machamp, Japanese font, and was holographic or shiny whatever they called it. Pristine condition and in a hard plastic sleeve.

It's probably worth something now. I imagine the kid who dropped it was pretty upset about it.
Hey fawker give me my Mahcamp back
 
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