The fact you think it's an airbnb just confirms that you clearly don't have mine or anyone else dox LOL
Had to reduce the quality by 70% to make it look as shit as the pictures you take.
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5 more hours, Fetterster
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Had to reduce the quality by 70% to make it look as shit as the pictures you take.
Nice poor man's Cumia Compound, stupid.
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Yeah, I don’t know what that means.
Again, this was the agreed upon place that YOU suggested and got particularly angry at when I didn’t show the first time.
You even made ‘a day of it’ (?) with your family.’ Weird.
NJ and NYC are not foreign countries where you need a goddamn passport to get into. Assholes from my city drive into your state all the time to get gas.
So are we on for the 22nd? Plenty of time to iron out these seemingly impossible details.
So take a trip out to our old stomping grounds, wouldn't you rather do that?
No. But I'm sure you'll drunkenly post a thousand times about it and then go there like a retard again.
CQ Beans
You’d rather drive all the way upstate (oh, sorry ‘downstate’) than take a trip to the city? We can go shoe shopping like the suburban faggots we are on Madison and trapeze to the local pizza place.
What is with you picking the so called best restaurants to eat? You’re such a fucking snob. Just be a normal guy and agree to a regular place so we can put this bit to rest. Or just keep eating grapes, stupid.
What the fuck are you talking about, it's maddening how stupid you are. I'm around Bergen and Rockland. Getting downtown and parked on a Saturday or Sunday is hell, and all for a slice of pizza with a drunk retard with whom conversation will run dry in seconds?
I suggested two pizza places in Nyack.
CQ Beans
Faggot, you’re the one that initially trekked out there. Fuck’s sake.
‘Our old stomping grounds’? That’s LIC and Williamsburg for me. Rockland is filled with angry nasty people like you. I have no intention of returning. That being said I almost understand why someone would willingly move to New Jersey.
You're wasted right now Fetterster
Correct, I did it once and won't be fooled again. NYC is a shithole, I'll go for a basketball game or a concert but I'm not wasting a day to eat a slice of pizza with a dunderhead.
Why are you scared of food you can't eat with your hands?
CQ Beans
God, you are such a dramatic queen. What’s ‘maddening’ (and what heterosexual male uses that word?) I don’t know where the fuck you live.
If you’re so rich then hire a car service or whatever. You had no problem going into lower manhattan the first time. What’s the problem now?
Oh no, trust me we have plenty to discuss.
CQ Beans
Cuz, I’m in the middle of something.
All mods are fags
How long does it take you from door to door to get to Joe's? It'll probably be an hour at best with minimal traffic for me (unlikely on a weekend).
The first time, I believed you'd actually show up and planned a day of fun stuff with the family around it, so it didn't matter that you didn't show up. I'd only go for a sit down steak or fancy dinner - make it worth my while.
CQ Beans
Yeah, I’m wasted. Arizona ice tea and filtered tap water tends to do that.
‘I’ll go for a basketball game or a concert’ Holy shit. Dude, fuck off. Do realize what a pretentious asshole you are? I’m honestly grateful in an odd way to come into contact with someone with less self awareness than me.
You’re not treating me to anything. We’re eating at a diner or nothing. I know a bunch of great places in Greenpoint or Williamsburg. Ask me where. We can chill at my apartment, all expenses paid. You’d probably like getting away from all of the family drama for a weekend.
CQ Beans
No, because you’re not worth that and I strongly doubt you even showed the first time. If you did you’d have done what I did and posted actual evidence. A receipt with blotted out names and relevant info or something.
Incidentally, you could do the same thing now. Because at this point I’m under the impression you’re essentially Mick Foley living in a basement pretending to have a wife and kids.
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I’m not in bad shape, when I’m not working out properly I still do 50 push ups and sit ups in the morning before work. I don’t care about carrying extra LBs, but I can’t abide being weak.