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[Oogie Farts 1488]

Of course he has to make the holiday about himself.

ME ME ME!

He gets the " Im so sorry" pity he is craving. He always has to make sure he is the grinch in everyones timeline.

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So classless. Get some class, you worthless bunch of niggers

 

[CQ Beans]

Guess he got upset with all the rascals on Twitter this morning so he had to swat himself again

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This asshole is going to end up behind bars.

 

[quasi101]

I wonder what Pat got Annabelle for Christmas…

Same thing as every other one. No custody.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

So classless. Get some class, you worthless bunch of niggers

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Same thing as every other one. No custody.

His lack of presents is the best present he could give.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I wonder what Pat got Annabelle for Christmas…

Whichever space toy it is was, it was promptly tossed into the garbage.

 

[The Talking Dead]

HAHAHAHAHAAHHA JEEESUUUUUUUUUS I didn't even think to include a swatting in his Christmas Day Bingo but of course it happens. This fucker's life is the biggest clown show possible. Fuuuuck me.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

What if jackie has been doing the swatting the whole time and pat has no idea she is behind it? Then she befriends him to really get the juicy details straight from pat about her efforts. Maybe swatting is her bit. Speculate.

That's what I've been thinking lately. Keeps her relevant and invited to more and more TedX-wannabe events.

 

[Honey Badger]

Really disappointed he didn't jazz it up with some reference to "We've been swatted as many times as our country has elected presidents!"

Trump was never elected, you turnip

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Trump was never elected, you turnip

 

[NigelCumia]

There seems to be a direct link between SWATtINGs and the amount of debt he can't afford to pay and is trying to nullify. Follow the money Jackie

 

[N64 Cube]

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I swear, his hairstyle changes in almost every picture I’ve seen of him. It’s infuriating.

 

[NigelCumia]

Our piggy boy is spiraling. I wonder what triggered him. Domesticated debt? Holidays? Other?

It's absolutely the debt. This shit stopped completely between full satisfaction and the domestication of the second, better debt.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

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That fucking hair, man... Like Mr Potato Head's toupee.

 

[guest]

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-swatted-christmas-day-1855367[/URL]

Looks like MTG got one as well. Wouldn't be surprised if other lolcows are getting swatted as some Christmas attack.

Reminder that Torswats named Patrick as the person who paid to have her and MTG swatted, which took place about a month after Fatso swarted swatting himself. I do think there is a high likelihood that Torswats is embellishing, though this was a very odd thing for him to say on the day that it happened:

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

It's absolutely the debt. This shit stopped completely between full satisfaction and the domestication of the second, better debt.

It's a fearswatTT to drum up pity from Mama Lynne and the Robinson clan

"Mama Lynne whaT did I Tell you? I Tried To ignore Them, I, blocked my replies, To finish my book, and The stlakers jusT double, down. bTw can you pay my oTher debT?"

Careful Lynne the sic pig will do anything to maintain being the biggest coward on twitter

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It's a fearswatTT to drum up pity from Mama Lynne and the Robinson clan

Might get him an extra helping of ham and stuffing.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Every new swatting annoys me. I don't believe anybody else on here feels differently about it.

 

[Opesterino]

this fucking faggot ... last month we were almost out of the patposting business as it grew stale - of course the pigthing couldn't let that happen as his whole persona is now build on this bullshit..

MPD - Lock his ass up. He's a nigger - A NIGGER !

 

[NoBacon]

It was most likely Dan Mullen who did it