4 year old boy birthday gifts?

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Not educational but nerf gun. Dinosaur themed nerf gun? Kids fuckin love nerf guns.

So do 43 year old trained knife fighters and sci-fi authors, Abe!

 

[Zombie247]

Ping pong game?

 

[Toast]

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not the rules I remember. Not even a mention of beer?

 

[Zombie247]

not the rules I remember. Not even a mention of beer?

He's 4 years old. You start with Jesus juice.

 

[BUBBLER]

@Jenna @PogromStallone @JebJoh and McGowan alt suspiciously not posting in this thread despite being the most qualified to answer

 

[Stent]

Desperate for the 4 year old boy to remember you?

@Convict Wyzz

 

[alkiefuck2]

4's a fucking tough one man, too old for baby-tier shit but still too young for cool shit like lighters.
If he's a true brothaman, start him off early

My niece and nephew loved playing cards when they were around that age, could only play snap and pairs though, still fun involved gift.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

If he’s spoiled with toys already then take him somewhere like a baseball or soccer game

 

[NoBacon's Aborted Child]

Just tell him how lucky he is that he didn't end up like meeeeeeee

 

[The Arm]

 

[TorpidSloth]

@Jenna @PogromStallone @JebJoh and McGowan alt suspiciously not posting in this thread despite being the most qualified to answer

I'm literally the second reply

 

[Africa.com]

If he likes planes, tanks, cars etc get an easy model you can put together for/with them. If he likes it you have years of gifts already figured out. Plus you can get some fishing line and hang that shit up.

If you hate the parents go to a golf shop and put together a kids bag with a few clubs and watch him break everything ever. In that same vein: musical instrument like a snare drum or simple keyboard

 

[AssholeHead]

Don’t do a physical gift if he’s already spoiled. He’ll forget about whatever you get him in 3 days. Talk to the parents and all of you go to a show like Monster Jam or Dinosaur Quest. He’ll go crazy and be happy.

He’d be much happier watching monster trucks doing flips than whatever the newest video game is.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

I’m the godfather to this young brothaman and he’s spoiled as hell already with the fun toys I’m looking for a fun educational toy/project we can do for a few hours sometime when he’s under my watch. Too young for an owl pellet tear down? I think that might be a couple years off. Trying to think of a good quality gift besides a savings bond that we can do together. Right now I’m thinking buy him a kite we can fly but that’s weather dependent. Fishing rod? 4 years old is a tough one any ideas?

How about just spending quality time with the lil bruthaman playing with the cool toys he already has with him?

He'll appreciate it much more than getting another round of toys. Don't chintz out on the personal time with the bruthaman. Time well spent is much more meaningful than "here ya go, now beat it, stupid."

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Don’t do a physical gift if he’s already spoiled. He’ll forget about whatever you get him in 3 days. Talk to the parents and all of you go to a show like Monster Jam or Dinosaur Quest. He’ll go crazy and be happy.

He’d be much happier watching monster trucks doing flips than whatever the newest video game is.

100%

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Bic lighter, fireworks, slingshot, chemistry set. All at once would be ideal. Let the tyke's imagination run wild.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Don’t do a physical gift if he’s already spoiled. He’ll forget about whatever you get him in 3 days. Talk to the parents and all of you go to a show like Monster Jam or Dinosaur Quest. He’ll go crazy and be happy.

He’d be much happier watching monster trucks doing flips than whatever the newest video game is.

I took my ex's kid to some dinosaur thing and it actually kind of blew my fucking mind. There were faggots in dinosaur costumes walking around and they looked like legit real live dinosaurs.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

My sister gave me a piece of fossilized shit for christmas that you have to chip out of a ball of dried clay and I thought that was cool. I was like 30 though, so that may be a little too big for a 4 year old.

 

[AssholeHead]

I took my ex's kid to some dinosaur thing and it actually kind of blew my fucking mind. There were faggots in dinosaur costumes walking around and they looked like legit real live dinosaurs.

You probably did the same one I went to. Jurassic Quest. A bunch of big animatronics, costumes, rides, face paint, inflatable bounce house, etc. bunch of silly shit kids under 8 like.

My brother, wife, & I took his kid when he graduated kindergarten and he loved it. Got a bunch of pictures of him on dinosaurs, his head in some skulls. He had a blast.

A live event or experience is a much better gift than the latest Mario or Fortnite skin or Lego he won’t build.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You probably did the same one I went to. Jurassic Quest. A bunch of big animatronics, costumes, rides, face paint, inflatable bounce house, etc. bunch of silly shit kids under 8 like.

My brother, wife, & I took his kid when he graduated kindergarten and he loved it. Got a bunch of pictures of him on dinosaurs, his head in some skulls. He had a blast.

A live event or experience is a much better gift than the latest Mario or Fortnite skin or Lego he won’t build.

Yeah that was it. It was PFG. Like I said, when I first saw the ones just walking around the venue I was genuinely thinking to myself "How is this fucking possible? Is that actually a dinosaur?" And I clued in after a couple minutes that you could sort of see the dude in the thing controlling it. I felt retarded.

And yeah, the kid loved the shit out of it. 5 year old girl. She knew what all the different dinosaurs were called and shit. She was motoring the whole day. I'm glad I did that for them. Plenty of pictures of her and her mom, not many of me. That's for the best anyways because her mother ended up stabbing me. I'm not sure if I've ever told the story on here.