4 pm and Pig was still lazing about on the couch

[LongIslandchomper]

Note Niki in the background, most likely doing housework while Pat lays around farting and tweeting. This is a 42 year old man.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I would've liked to be doing that but I have children that love me and take up most of my spare time

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Being as obese as he is, and still managing to have spaghetti arms is both unfortunate & hilarious.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Nice pink blanket, faggot.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Oh. That cat's eyes are the only hetero thing in that hovel.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The Star War models must have taken a back seat to Pats lazing on the couch

 

[TokenX]

Mama Raven's special boy loves his pink blanky. Mama Raven knitted it herself.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Niki's frustration and loathing of the lazy, layabout Pig is palpable in this picture.

 

[peckafacce]

That cat is not happy.

 

[Mikekeke]

Nikki's side profile looks like she's either morphing into Pat or Pee Wee Herman.

 

[guest]

She looks like she's in withdrawal. I wouldn't be surprised if she was an alcoholic pill head.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I hate to give Patrick man advice, but for men, blankets are for sleeping. Getting nice and cozy for a restful slumber. Women, white women in particular, are allowed to utilize blankets during the awake hours. This is because the female gender is almost always cold, I blame their frail little bodies.

It's the end of summer, I looked up the temperatures in Milwaukee and there's no fucking way you NEED a blanket. If you insist on continuing this "wake up every morning but keep the blanket" lifestyle, you're gonna need to provide us pictures of you looking oh so cozy. Under your pink dayblanket. Even when it's winter, I just put on a sweatshirt. Act like you have a gram of testosterone in you.

 

[guest]

His hands are retaining fluid and his arm hair is patchy, I hope it's some rare disease.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Jesus, she's developing a third chin like pigtits

 

[guest]

This is how he spends every day: curled up in a blanket on that tattered couch fingering his cat. He's so fucking weird.

Niki, sweetie, you're aging like milk. Time to divorce this lazy, fat POS.

 

[guest]

I hate to give Patrick man advice, but for men, blankets are for sleeping. Getting nice and cozy for a restful slumber. Women, white women in particular, are allowed to utilize blankets during the awake hours. This is because the female gender is almost always cold, I blame their frail little bodies.

It's the end of summer, I looked up the temperatures in Milwaukee and there's no fucking way you NEED a blanket. If you insist on continuing this "wake up every morning but keep the blanket" lifestyle, you're gonna need to provide us pictures of you looking oh so cozy. Under your pink dayblanket. Even when it's winter, I just put on a sweatshirt. Act like you have a gram of testosterone in you.

I go to our closest cottage to shovel and stuff in winter, I keep it at 50 and wear shorts and a t-shirt. I'll admit I have a throw, that occasionally I toss over my legs if I've been sitting a while as I think an hour sitting reduces circulation and you get cold. Yes I keep it at 50 because I like it cold, but it does save money. My wife comes and blasts it to 70 it feels like the tropics.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s laying on a couch under a blanket in summer. The cat and his wife hate him for various reasons. His wife has to take care of their “investment” while piggy lays around.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think Niki is planning to kill Pat. No woman in 2021 would ever put up with this bullshit and stick around.

 

[based and white pilled]

The Cat always looks like it's in despair.

-Damian

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I go to our closest cottage to shovel and stuff in winter, I keep it at 50 and wear shorts and a t-shirt. I'll admit I have a throw, that occasionally I toss over my legs if I've been sitting a while as I think an hour sitting reduces circulation and you get cold. Yes I keep it at 50 because I like it cold, but it does save money. My wife comes and blasts it to 70 it feels like the tropics.

I try with you dude, but I'm just trying to troll Patrick and you come along and say this shit. 70 is normal person thermostat weather. Keeping it at 50 is Mr. Freeze "I'll die if my body isn't chilled" crazyness. Holy fucking shit Elsa, sing me a song about how the cold never bothered you anyway.