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30% of black police applicants failed the exam, sued and won millions of dollars and were given the jobs.

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NT scripture basically reinforces everything I’m feeling btw, that it’s normal to feel how I do but that I’m wrong to react with depression, anger or judgment - but it understands why I do because I’m human.

You should know this.
Nice idolatry
 

NoBacon

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Are you in the church of the Laodiceans? And what does this have to do with you speaking about the NT like it's a person who understands you? You realize that personifying the book is blasphemy, right?

Yes, we all are in todays world.

It does understand us, it’s written by the breath of God…

The words are meant for us.
 

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I’m not interested in that. I was making a joke. I know I talk politics a lot so its confusing, but this IS a comedy forum.

So you can’t, got it. It’s okay. I’ll still keep trying to improve myself and help others next week regardless, because that’s what white men do.

In b4 “I know a white scumbag” because you think it’s profound to pretend I mean 100% of white men.
 

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It’s literally the thoughts of God, and you can read them. Why downplay their significance?
People can read them and come to insane conclusions like Unitarianism, Mormonism, Islam, JW nonsense etc. Without the interpretive lens of the church they're nothing.
 

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People can read them and come to insane conclusions like Unitarianism, Mormonism, Islam, JW nonsense etc. Without the interpretive lens of the church they're nothing.

Which church claims that authority? The one who used to sell indulgences or the one which sold absolution certificates?
 

Suetonius

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So you can’t, got it. It’s okay. I’ll still keep trying to improve myself and help others next week regardless, because that’s what white men do.

In b4 “I know a white scumbag” because you think it’s profound to pretend I mean 100% of white men.
Shut up fatty
 
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