2024 Election Megathread!

[johnnynoname]

Dear mother of god,
Drop me off at fox HQ for an hour with some viagra and duct tape so I can go to jail a happy man

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she's a FAWKIN tank

i couldn't have sex with her because I know the absolute beating she would give me for cumming too fast


legit mommy btw

 

[Cuphead]

Polls are starting to close! Don't let the Hulkster down!

 

[Sue Lightning]

What the fuck is a ballot chaser?

From what I understand its like this

You request a mail in ballot. You don’t send it back.

The Trump (and Kamala) campaign hires “ballot chasers” to knock on the doors of said people and remind them to send their ballot back.

So basically, Mr. Pressler is asking me to donate so someone in PA can knock on a door and remind them to mail their vote.

On election day.

 

[NoBacon]

How’s it lookin’ out there folks? We got this?

 

[Sue Lightning]

How’s it lookin’ out there folks? We got this?

The polls haven’t even closed yet…Eurofag

 

[NoBacon]

The polls haven’t even closed yet…Eurofag

I didn’t see they were closed, stop trying to make fights retard

 

[Cuphead]

Guess tonight is as good as any to drink the Trump wine I was gifted.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I didn’t see they were closed

No its that they HAVENT closed yet…

 

[Sue Lightning]

Guess tonight is as good as any to drink the Trump wine I was gifted.

Did you pull a Pat and save it for this occasion?

 

[goo gobbler]

How’s it lookin’ out there folks? We got this?

the goo man will be observing NYT and Reuters election maps

2024 Presidential Election Results Live: Harris vs. Trump

Get live presidential results and maps from every state and county in the 2024 election.

www.nytimes.com

https://www.reuters.com/graphics/USA-ELECTION/RESULTS/zjpqnemxwvx/

supposedly NYT may not have their needle which is part of what made 2016 fun

 

[Mass.gov]

11:00 pm EST onwards is when the party starts, for all the "hello fellow Americans" here.

 

[Sue Lightning]

“Hey guys. I know polls close in a couple hours, but can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get men to vote? Please. I mean we’re gonna win. And it’s gonna be a 1984 REAGAN LANDSLIDE…but you also need to make sure men vote. Specifically men. Don’t ask why. We’re confident.”

 

[Cuphead]

Did you pull a Pat and save it for this occasion

Maybe. Difference is this champagne is a $70 bottle opposed to $10 shit he got at 7/11

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

From what I understand its like this

You request a mail in ballot. You don’t send it back.

The Trump (and Kamala) campaign hires “ballot chasers” to knock on the doors of said people and remind them to send their ballot back.

So basically, Mr. Pressler is asking me to donate so someone in PA can knock on a door and remind them to mail their vote.

On election day.

These people are walking around my neighborhood. One guy is wearing a cowboy hat, the other is a hot girl. An obese man is doing it in the neighborhood next to mine

Edit: The guy in the cowboy hat is very obviously gay. Very festive. Nice guy

 

[johnnynoname]

has it been established that nobody cares for what trump will do if he wins......we just want to see the seething?

 

[Sue Lightning]

@NoBacon ‘s superbowl

 

[Cuphead]

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@NoBacon ‘s superbowl

Special guest appearance by Nana?

 

[NoBacon]

No its that they HAVENT closed yet…

I meant “say” nigga

 

[Sue Lightning]

Special guest appearance by Nana?

Even Nick knows Nana is a washed up old grandpa and, like most boomers, has been so inundated with jew propaganda that he’s incapable of noooticing.

Nick was on stream the other day getting mad going “Ok guys, chill with hating black people. We get it. We need to hate women and jews too.” so that cuts Nana out

 

[RobertMewler]

Oh no! Not our hecking bureaucracino!