2024 Election Megathread!

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

I'd like to know how my party status changed from Independent to Republican. I am voting Republican anyway, but I really wanted to fuck with people sending text messages this year. Now, I know why I haven't been getting an onslaught of them.

 

[Nigger John]

They are going to disqualify him on jan 6 after he wins to create some fake civil war

That or what I think is…

They are going to say Elon stole the election for him.

 

[JRKT]

I should go vote, but I know the winner has already been decided so why does it matter.

 

[Cuphead]

That or what I think is…

They are going to say Elon stole the election for him.

I really hope Trump wins just to see how the Democrats cry stolen election and take it to court.

 

[NoBacon]

I really hope Trump wins just to see how the Democrats cry stolen election and take it to court.

There’s never been any evidence of election fraud ever, sweetie. Merely suggesting it is insurrection.

Except for all the times the democrats lose, it’s always real then and it’s insurrection to not challenge the result.

 

[Cuphead]

There’s never been any evidence of election fraud ever, sweetie. Merely suggesting it is insurrection.

Except for all the times the democrats lose, it’s always real then and it’s insurrection to not challenge the result.

Muh Russia

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Teary-Eyed John Oliver Begs Reluctant Voters to Back Harris

The late-night host sent an emotional message to viewers in a passionate monologue days before the election.

www.thedailybeast.com

John Oliver is still hilarious

 

[NoBacon]

In real life I’ve always been largely indifferent to politics, if someone doesn’t agree with me it’s like whatever who cares, now it’s got to the point if you’re a lefty progressive I actively think you’re a retard or a malicious cunt and can’t be trusted either way.

It’s beyond parody now, if you’re that way you are enabling the destruction of borders and common decency and the safety of women and children, you also idolise pedophiles and I can’t have anything to do with you.

The irony being if we could have some sort of secession and I could be left alone with like minded folks with secure borders etc I would happily let lefties exist in their own place and do whatever the fuck they wanted but they wouldn’t allow the reverse and demand I live in their controlled world. It’s insane.

 

[Cuphead]

Teary-Eyed John Oliver Begs Reluctant Voters to Back Harris

The late-night host sent an emotional message to viewers in a passionate monologue days before the election.

www.thedailybeast.com

John Oliver is still hilarious

Even the lefties i know don't like John Oliver. There is no audience for him outside of Reddit fags

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Jesus Christ

 

[Cuphead]

 

[chocolatehellhole]

There were way too many women in line to vote, we are fucked

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

There were way too many women in line to vote, we are fucked

Thats not the attitude we need

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I should go vote, but I know the winner has already been decided so why does it matter.

maybe that's what they want you to think

 

[johnnynoname]

It’s going to be an exciting night

I’m actually going to start a Skyrim play through as a race that isn’t Redguard

 

[Cuphead]

It’s going to be an exciting night

I’m actually going to start a Skyrim play through as a race that isn’t Redguard

People still play Skyrim?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

I dont feel so good Brothermen.
AHHHHHHHHHH

 

[The Sue Deal]

 

[johnnynoname]

People still play Skyrim?

It’s the only thing that’s keeping me from the rope store, brother