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I know it’s an exhibition game but they are talking to the AL pitcher while he is pitching. Shit is weird.
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Love the baseball-reference. I couldn't think of the last one, but we had similar answers.
Wander Franco didn't play today because the team got word that he apparently was dating a 14 year old. He thought she was 18 and the mother confirmed it to him. They then started trying to get money from him and released the story when he wouldn't pay up. I would tell Tampa fans I'm so sorry, but they don't exist.
Pedophilia is no laughing matter.Here I thought it was common for a baseball player to spend some time in the minors.
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He said he feels more comfortable there and all of his stats back that up.What does the Philly Crew think about Schwarber leading off? I've caught a few of their games lately and it seems like an odd choice. I know he walks a good amount, but he strikes out a ton and is a station to station baserunner. The 40 bombs is great but it would be even better if there were guys on base ahead of him.
He sucks. I cant stand guys like him and Joey Gallo who cant bat 200 but are loved by these stat nerds. Its all or nothing ...batting 6th? Fine.He said he feels more comfortable there and all of his stats back that up.
I'm not a Philly fan though, I'm heterosexual.
Its fucking absurd and makes no sense. I went to a game last summer where he hit 2 home runs and we lost 3-2.What does the Philly Crew think about Schwarber leading off? I've caught a few of their games lately and it seems like an odd choice. I know he walks a good amount, but he strikes out a ton and is a station to station baserunner. The 40 bombs is great but it would be even better if there were guys on base ahead of him.
Should be fun. I think it will be an NL team winning the World Series for sure. Surprised how good Baltimore is however.Fun NL race going on. Phils just got clearly outclassed by the Braves but if last year taught us anything its that all bets are off in October. Everyone on the Phils that I’ve despised all year (Schwarber/Turner etc,) making me eat my words right now. We’ll see what fawkin happens.
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