2 sinks by jack horner

[not that Jack Horner]

They aren't subjected to his 50 paragraph diatribes about his fake life story and dog shit opinions?

we can talk about that at length in other threads

this thread is a celebration of my music

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Oopsie doodles

 

[Safka's Enticer]

It's no Brooke Shields thats for sure

This Nigga lost his mind ever since Dan rightfully kicked him off NPS for being a fucking dullard.

I'd say Dan lost his mind way worse, this was the second example of Danshells after the whole don't make fun of women debacle

 

[not that Jack Horner]

It's no Brooke Shields thats for sure



I'd say Dan lost his mind way worse, this was the second example of Danshells after the whole don't make fun of women debacle

dan still hate that johnny guy

i don't blame him

 

[not that Jack Horner]

now we meditated on this track

we can all agree its pretty great

 

[Safka's Enticer]

I'll allow it on the mixtape but it comes after Dan rapping

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I'll allow it on the mixtape but it comes after Dan rapping

this is a closer or opener

no exceptions

id say a closer because i capture a lot of deep emotions in my words

but it also works as an opener because of its primal style of production

almost echoing the birth of music its self

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

this is a closer or opener

no exceptions

id say a closer because i capture a lot of deep emotions in my words

but it also works as an opener because of its primal style of production

almost echoing the birth of music its self

 

[not that Jack Horner]

a concept album i think

 

[HH Brother]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I like that it started as a "Dock of the Bay" parody, but you lost the plot after the first verse. Go back and take the time to write a parody song properly if you're going to do it, the freeform shit doesn't work after you establish the structure.
Vocally, I've heard worse (not naming names, but if you think it's you it just might be) but you should eat some potato chips or something beforehand, warm up a bit. Even more important, your singing lacks confidence in the first line. You get into it by the third, but the damage is done.
You know where you are, and that this is likely the most positive reply you're going to get, though potentially not the most autistic.
In closing, two out of five stars, with room for reevaluation of future drafts.

 

[guest]

the vocaroo of someone missing teeth...

 

[Jdawgz]

I don't care what the consensus is.
This song slaps child.

 

[guest]

The most important thing is that you tried

 

[guest]

This Nigga lost his mind ever since Dan rightfully kicked him off NPS for being a fucking dullard.

Holy shit there truly is only a dozen people here...Didnt realize it was him.

 

[Midian9876]

This is the most retarded thing I think I’ve ever seen here. I love it. Lol good work Brotherman.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I like that it started as a "Dock of the Bay" parody, but you lost the plot after the first verse. Go back and take the time to write a parody song properly if you're going to do it, the freeform shit doesn't work after you establish the structure.
Vocally, I've heard worse (not naming names, but if you think it's you it just might be) but you should eat some potato chips or something beforehand, warm up a bit. Even more important, your singing lacks confidence in the first line. You get into it by the third, but the damage is done.
You know where you are, and that this is likely the most positive reply you're going to get, though potentially not the most autistic.
In closing, two out of five stars, with room for reevaluation of future drafts.

i free-styled that whole song

and it was glorious

you put more effort in typing all that up

because you dont have the heart of an artist

 

[Safka's Enticer]

i free-styled that whole song

and it was glorious

you put more effort in typing all that up

because you dont have the heart of an artist

As Jenna would rap poorly in a shrill voice, "I make elevating music, you make elevator music"

 

[not that Jack Horner]

As Jenna would rap poorly in a shrill voice, "I make elevating music, you make elevator music"

id bury that bald head in a rap battle