I feel like he writes with the express purpose of using as much punctuation as possible. I'm just a child though so what do I know
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
17 tweets deep into arguing with a rando under a Rob Schneider tweet and he drops this little gem of pathological narcissism:
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To Patrick's credit, his work on the groundbreaking theorem of Every Thing Above 100 F/Below 0 F Will Kill You, elevated him to the status of one of the great scientific minds of the last 200 years.
Half the forum read the post wrong hahaha buncha retards
Anyone know what high school this dork went to? I want to see if he was even on the honor roll.
It’s a snowball effect. I read his tweet and then read others peoples comments and almost thought the same thing. Bunch of fucking drones ova here.
Whats really sad is he has a blank canvas to write whatever fantasy, sci-fi story, he can make his own truths like his life and is so bad at it. it's not like he is writing about the Old West where people can pick it apart time period correctness/technologies, his writing doesn't even stand up to Harlequin novels
Snyder's Monolith: Book II of the Space Daughter Chronicles
Well, it was his honor to eat a lot of rolls in high school. Cinnamon ones and sometimes orange rolls.
Understand of science? The community college drop out with zero college degrees and writes sci fi trash that is just rip off’s of more popular works. The characters all talk like him which is teenager girl snark. Also he’s currently without a contract and zero prospects on the horizon so technically he’s a former writer.
Smart people don’t have to tell people they’re smart. People decide from ones behavior and actions if they’re smart or stupid. Just like how tough guys don’t have to tell people they’re tough guys.
Here you go!
His only contributions to his high school yearbook was a single picture (potentially taken in a shortbus classroom where they put the "special" kids) and this blurb:
So yeah. Not on the honor roll, zero sports, zero after-school activities, zero social life, but daydreaming about Y2K survivors turning to a new light for guidance and wisdom... Patrick.
Tomlinson has been to the Milwaukee Museum of Science, child.
Asimov had AIDS. That’s about all he has in common with the half hovel.
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How is it that every single person who encounters Pat is absolutely fucking hilarious?
So not only did Pat get mediocre grades, no sports, no clubs, he didn’t even play any musical instrument and sounds like he didn’t even have a part time job in high school. I had friends who didn’t do the sports & clubs but played in bands or did work study half day which was people going into mechanical / trade work. Pat did NOTHING while in high school, lazy fuck couldn’t even work part time while getting a C average. His inflated ego is insane for such a stupid lazy untalented person.
Many of us have noticed that he seems to love colons.
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This is one of the ways that we know "YouWillNeverFindMe1488"'s email was written by Patrick himself
He always uses 24 words for something that can be explained in 6 words.
"Yes child, writing about space lasers that go pew pew is basically the same as having a PhD in Astrophysics."