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10 ways to make an extra $1000 a month (caveat: if you're not a fat, worthless, layabout piece of shit)
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A good start for Rick would be to get a first job first before looking for an extra revenue stream.
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Personally our business struggles to find good freelancers for things like copywriting, graphic design and UX testing. On the last point, usertesting.com is where I pointed my retired father when he started getting on mom’s nerves because he doesn’t have a hobby. Get paid to literally just surf a given site and give a running commentary on the site experience as you go. We Work Remotely is also a good source of full-time and part-time jobs.
It’s too bad about that conviction for threatening to murder a mother and her newborn, because native English-speaking nannies can pull down $30/hour under the table in affluent areas. (Not that there are any affluent areas near Pat.) My daughter has been making $3k/month plus OT doing that every summer of high school. Other daughter runs a summer camp in our backyard for neighborhood kids, $80/day per kid and she and her two friends have up to 15 kids in a day. They’re netting over a grand a week each even after they cover costs (meals, play equipment, supplies for the games and activities).
Tutoring is another good one. Math tutors in our area can get up to $115/hour depending on previous experience, even a middle schooler can get $20/hour listening to kids read and helping them improve their reading. Not sure 1.2 GPA Pat with no college degree is qualified to tutor school kids in anything but lunch.
Hell, even dog walkers can make a very good living. My brother-in-law was a fuckup who needed a “sober job” after getting out of rehab and started walking dogs. Within a year he had other people working for him and 12 years later has a very successful business that’s financed a decently comfortable life in NY for himself and the family he now has. Even pet sitting can pay well.
That’s before you even consider more basic bitch side hustles like Uber driving or Instacart shopping. Our last Instacart shopper got a $35 tip and they can shop for multiple orders at once.
TL;DR He has no excuse to be indigent and neither does Niki.
It’s too bad about that conviction for threatening to murder a mother and her newborn, because native English-speaking nannies can pull down $30/hour under the table in affluent areas. (Not that there are any affluent areas near Pat.) My daughter has been making $3k/month plus OT doing that every summer of high school. Other daughter runs a summer camp in our backyard for neighborhood kids, $80/day per kid and she and her two friends have up to 15 kids in a day. They’re netting over a grand a week each even after they cover costs (meals, play equipment, supplies for the games and activities).
Tutoring is another good one. Math tutors in our area can get up to $115/hour depending on previous experience, even a middle schooler can get $20/hour listening to kids read and helping them improve their reading. Not sure 1.2 GPA Pat with no college degree is qualified to tutor school kids in anything but lunch.
Hell, even dog walkers can make a very good living. My brother-in-law was a fuckup who needed a “sober job” after getting out of rehab and started walking dogs. Within a year he had other people working for him and 12 years later has a very successful business that’s financed a decently comfortable life in NY for himself and the family he now has. Even pet sitting can pay well.
That’s before you even consider more basic bitch side hustles like Uber driving or Instacart shopping. Our last Instacart shopper got a $35 tip and they can shop for multiple orders at once.
TL;DR He has no excuse to be indigent and neither does Niki.
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If Pat is trying to make money on drop shipping, he absolutely would be stupid enough to hold inventory instead of scraping e-commerce sites for best prices, selling at a markup on his own site and never touching a product at any point.
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Pat could drop amazon affiliate links into his blog when he does his basic bitch reviews.
Automanic has been running for over a year now.
Think of the commission he could have earned on clay bars, headlight refurb and mothers waxing kits.
He's been hard at work crafting content ready for a big upload anytime now.
The wait will be worth it, Child.
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It's called a second job you fucking cunts.
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I really hate how almost everything is nigger language now.
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On my moms no cap fr fr
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This came from Twitch and was absolutely started by white kids.
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Dip into Annabelle's college fund
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Did they forget to include "Go Viral on Twitter"?
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You mean wiggers, who are on the same tier as actual Niggers. Maybe even worse because why would would you want to be a nog? Stupid.
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It had nothing to do with blacks or whites that act like them you obsessive retard.
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The easiest is walking/house sitting dogs.
As long as you don't look like a transient and like dogs, then you are in. They have an app called Wag, which would probably be good until you build a network of a couple people
Do not ever donate plasma, lots of ne'er do wells in there.
Otherwise, go stand in front of Home Depot and get in that way
As long as you don't look like a transient and like dogs, then you are in. They have an app called Wag, which would probably be good until you build a network of a couple people
Do not ever donate plasma, lots of ne'er do wells in there.
Otherwise, go stand in front of Home Depot and get in that way
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Jobs more specifically refer to being an employee.
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These are your delusions, stlaker.
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You know he can’t deliver pizza because he’d eat all the pizza. He’s not in the mood for hamburgers but I imagine once his snout gets a whiff of it then it’s down his fat gullet.
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The existence of extra revenue implies the existence of juicy fruit revenue, trident revenue, and bazooka revenue.
Gum yuma
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WWAWD Big League Chew revenue?
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OP, do you have any lady friends that are not disgusting?
If so, make an Only Fans account. Start with feet videos, and next thing you know she is selling nudes and debasing her name by committing vile acts.
Tap in the Indian male demographic. Those train rapists will pay top dollar. Every seen an Indian male around women? Oh boy.
Her friends will see the cash rolling , because let's face it that simps are everywhere.
Next thing you know, you are a Digital Pimp!
If so, make an Only Fans account. Start with feet videos, and next thing you know she is selling nudes and debasing her name by committing vile acts.
Tap in the Indian male demographic. Those train rapists will pay top dollar. Every seen an Indian male around women? Oh boy.
Her friends will see the cash rolling , because let's face it that simps are everywhere.
Next thing you know, you are a Digital Pimp!