10 ways to make an extra $1000 a month (caveat: if you're not a fat, worthless, layabout piece of shit)

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

From a stupid article I just glanced at for my own amusement. How many of these first 10 would you say are in any way an option for Rick?

What a stupid and worthless article. Highly amusing to imagine Pat in some of these scenarios though.

47 Surprising Ways to Make an Extra $1000 a Month [in 2024]

Could you use an extra $1000 a month? For many people, learning how to make an extra 1000 dollars a month could mean the difference between barely scraping by and putting money away for retirement.

wealthynickel.com

1. Become a Virtual Bookkeeper from Home​

2. Combine a Few Small Side Hustles (shit like paid surveys and the rewards for opening a new credit card)​

3. Make $1,000 a Month Freelancing (web dev, graphic design, social media management, etc.)​

4. Blogging Your Way to $1,000 a Month Online​

5. Virtual assistant​

6. Selling on eBay​

7. Invest in real estate​

8. Proofreading​

9. Food Delivery Side Hustle​

10. Passive investing​

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I notice authoring and publishing books is not on the list. Nor is hand-selling your in-house stock or presenting at SciFi cons.

 

[NoBacon]

The real answer is find a job with unlimited overtime available then work a lot of hours for 3 years till the plan is paid off. You wouldn’t miss 1k a month that much.

Then start the next plan for the other judgment I suppose.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Well he couldn't do food delivery because he'd eat it all knowwhatimean

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

It seems like they use half their house for some drop-shipping thing. We saw all the boxes on the news and the D-Man saw him hauling boxes in when he was walking by

 

[SFWA liaison]

Miller & Miller has a yt video telling bums like Pat how to afford them


literally tells them to sell shit on ebay, stop paying credit cards, stop cat payments, don't pay your utilities lol

"borrow money from friends and relatives" too

 

[Meownaw]

Well he couldn't do food delivery because he'd eat it all knowwhatimean

Fucker beat me to it.

 

[captain_kamala]

I wonder if Niki even has a ring that's worth a damn at a cash for gold place.

 

[porquedealer]

From a stupid article I just glanced at for my own amusement. How many of these first 10 would you say are in any way an option for Rick?

What a stupid and worthless article. Highly amusing to imagine some of these scenarios though.

47 Surprising Ways to Make an Extra $1000 a Month [in 2024]

Could you use an extra $1000 a month? For many people, learning how to make an extra 1000 dollars a month could mean the difference between barely scraping by and putting money away for retirement.

wealthynickel.com

1. Become a Virtual Bookkeeper from Home​

Pat cant balance his own finances

2. Combine a Few Small Side Hustles (shit like paid surveys and the rewards for opening a new credit card)​

airondeck chairs and planters, Pat's Patent Pending Pepper Sauce (P4S)

3. Make $1,000 a Month Freelancing (web dev, graphic design, social media management, etc.)​

4. Blogging Your Way to $1,000 a Month Online​

postsbyghost.rip and Automanic.co Child

5. Virtual assistant​

Mr Cumia is in a meeting, enjoy prison. Do not call this number..

6. Selling on eBay​

lego typewriter, starwars toys and In the Black

7. Invest in real estate​

Historic Frat House surrounded by dumpsters

8. Proofreading​

I only read things once, Child

9. Food Delivery Side Hustle​

No, Child its a pacman pizza, any missing slices are just your delusions.

10. Passive investing​

/shorts $TSLA

 

[Sputnik]

Pat I could give you $1k a month out of my per diem and it wouldn't make a fucking DENT.

 

[MrRetardo]

Its almost like its easier to get a bullshit job than do any of this shit.

 

[Turd]

Weird guy, he’s tweeting a hundred times a day and not involved in his kid‘s life.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Stand up comedy pays his mortgage, stlaker.

Enjoy prison

 

[Africa.com]

Pat could always sell his butthole to the project gorillas he has for neighbors. Niggers love fat white bitches

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Its almost like its easier to get a bullshit job than do any of this shit.

What, like working at Target? Because working at Target is not a bullshit job. There's no shame in a man working retail or stocking shelves to provide for his wife and daughter.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

The real answer is find a job

Coulda just stopped right there.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Too bad couldn't sell his lolcow milk

 

[Africa.com]

What, like working at Target? Because working at Target is not a bullshit job. There's no shame in a man working retail or stocking shelves to provide for his wife and daughter.

What about providing for your faggy little lizard named after a cartoon character?

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

What about providing for your faggy little lizard named after a cartoon character?

I said a man. I don't know who you're describing.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Its almost like its easier to get a bullshit job than do any of this shit.

Yeah you could get some minimum wage job pouring coffee for 20 hours a week and that would be enough. Or just rent out the half of a house that you already own..