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1.7 GPA math wizard shows of his understanding of odds

SmellenShoehorn

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He had another good one a year or two back where that deflated skank he simps for Anica said that two of her credit cards had the same 3-digit security code on the back and wondered what the odds were of such an astounding occurrence.

Fatso jumped in tits blazing and not only confidently announced it was 1 in 1 million, but proceeded to dig in his hooves and argue with everyone who corrected him and said that it was actually 1 in 1,000.

The odds that he's obese are roughly 1 in 1 is the relevant conclusion here.
 
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Uncle_Floyd said:
When weather reporters say "50% chance" it means that 50% of the viewing area will be affected by the weather, not that there is a 50% chance of the weather occurring.

Even if that wasn't the case, Patty, 50% means it has an equal chance of raining as it does NOT raining.

It's not like you took out the Thaiumph (Thai Triumph for those playing along) and it rained, soaking you and your pack. You drove a car in nice weather. Who the fuck cares? There no story here, Pat. Like your books.
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More than that, it just means that there's a 50% chance that any part of the area being forecasted for will see that weather at any point in the forecasted time. It could have rained earlier in the day, 50 miles from where Patrick was and the forecasters would have been right. Basically what I'm saying is that any doctor would find Patrick severely overweight.
 
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One second in and he's already flubbed his little speech.

He's giving the inconsequential local weather to people on the internet. This is the bird site platform information nobody is allowed to hijack for their own purposes otherwise the FBI gets involved.
 
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