Zoomer K-pop fans discover Patrick

[guest]

Copy pasting everything below from that other place keeping tabs on Pat:

Ooooh baby shits getting funky tonight

I checked in on the other side of this convo and it is a veritable symphony of the innocent normie suddenly being thrown into contact with Hamnesia: A Machine For Pigs

Holy fuck did I pick a good night to hit the Armenian Brandy....

Fatrick is getting clowned on by a random fucking Kpop fan who took half a second gander at his account and arrived at the same fuckin conclusions we did after a lifetime of dedicated research and investimagation....

...AND ITS STILL GOING ON AS OF FIVE SECONDS AGO JESUS CHRIST IM GONNA CUM

Say it with me now niggas......let us sing our chorus into the cold night air as one

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand BLOCKED...also more Kpop speds are noticing the horror in pork

 

[Cuphead]

"well uh you should go to prison instead maybe you'd be safe there idk"

I love it when he interacts with civilians because it shows how incapable he is of not being a cunt.

 

[sinbad]

"well uh you should go to prison instead maybe you'd be safe there idk"

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I love it when he interacts with civilians because it shows how incapable he is of not being a cunt.

It's hilarious he can't have a normal conversation without bringing up the trolls

 

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[Brooke Shields]

at this point the only people left who haven't shit on him are kindergarteners

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lmao he was a cunt right out of the gate. I started dying laughing at "What's confusing you?" "EVERYTHING!"

 

[Turk February]

at this point the only people left who haven't shit on him are kindergarteners

wait til my contract starts.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

 

[guest]

fr fr pats head is so fat he cant even wear no cap

 

[CompoundBasement]

He doesn't realize how fucking insane he sounds when he constantly says "us" instead of "me". Who's "us", you fucking nutcase? You and your multiple personalities?

KPop fans are psychos so that one could easily summon their fellow psychos to bombard him with stupid KPop gifs for days until they get bored and move on to the next big fat retard.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This one isnt apologizing to pat for the war.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

fr fr pats head is so fat he cant even wear no cap

My cousin has a wigger kid who wears his hat backwards but he props it up on the very top of his head so it's barely on. He's a fat kid too so it just looks like his head is too fat to wear a hat, it makes me want to punch him in the face.

 

[guest]

He doesn't realize how fucking insane he sounds when he constantly says "us" instead of "me". Who's "us", you fucking nutcase? You and your multiple personalities?

He did that all the time in interviews to impress upon others that he had a team of hotshot investigators working in the background burning the midnight oil cracking the case. Turns out he had Jackie.

 

[guest]

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[Lamont & Tonelli]

My cousin has a wigger kid who wears his hat backwards but he props it up on the very top of his head so it's barely on. He's a fat kid too so it just looks like his head is too fat to wear a hat, it makes me want to punch him in the face.

You could probably get away with slapping the hat off and saying it was the wind. Abe's Hat Removal Service

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You could probably get away with slapping the hat off and saying it was the wind. Abe's Hat Removal Service

You'd think that would be anyone's first instinct but picturing his fat, stupid face with a backwards snap back tenuously perched on top just makes me want to hit him.

 

[fricklefrackle]

What a life.

 

[guest]

The funniest ones are where the messages say "try to call me out publicly and ill just blame it on stalkers" lol.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Why would Niki say this?!

 

[CompoundBasement]

What a life.

Now it's "I", "me", and "my family" instead of "us". He's reading this thread here real time.

Wouldn't be surprised if this is more of the obese, diabetic shitskin's work.