Zip lining hog

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Anyone got that pic? Busts my ribs every time and I feel like I could use a good lawf.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

Isn't there also video, where he's hanging upside down like a retard, and you just wish he'd smash his face into a toxic plant or a wasp nest?

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Weeeeee, stlaker

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Weeeeee, stlaker

Is that Pat or Nikki?

 

[Meownaw]

His head skimming the ground reminds me of when da boys are talking about Erock jet skiing and only his head sticks out of the water.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

 

[Harry's Enticer]

That poor zipline

 

[Easily_Remembered]

That fucking Captain America shirt

 

[Meownaw]

Looks like a literal fucking retard.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Yay!

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Is that Pat or Nikki?

I was going to say it must be Niki since Pat “doesn’t own sneakers, child.” Then I remembered Pat was fucking lying about that too.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yay!
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Jim Florentine said that he owns a house because of this character.

 

[kingship75]

I remember seeing video of Pat zip-lining into Twitter HQ and executing Jack.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[swole_edging_llc]

His torso is a misshapen rectangle with absolutely no hint of a V-taper.
Obviously a regular gymgoer.
In the one where he is upside down, you can almost see his love handles trying to make a break for it to smack him in the head and tell him to eat better.

 

[N64 Cube]

Someone has the video of him zip lining into Twitter with the song, Secret Agent Man playing

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

Wearing a Covid mask in the literal jungle of some shithole

 

[eggfeller]

Weeeeee, stlaker

imagine if the line snapped & he’d fallen like that. nikki would try to pull his head out of his torso with a plunger

 

[guest]

The video's even funnier. He's obviously hating every second of it and whimpers "tree! tree!" when he gets close to some shrub. One can only imagine how dizzy and light-headed someone that fat (and with high blood pressure to boot) would be hanging upside down. He probably almost passed out. Fat. On top of it all, Dumbo Ears is screeching with laughter watching the hefferlump embarrass himself. Just a loveless, respect-free "relationship." Two overgrown childish jackasses on another rube package holiday.

 

[Ethan P. Schulman]

i need some context…why would he do this upside down? Did he think he looked like Spider-Man? Was this an accident?

This just lacks the subtle, graceful dignity I’ve come to expect from Fat Rick.