Yuck. Shut up, faggot.

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Of course he makes it about food. This piece of universe is like if you held a grain of rice at arm’s length.

Is it, stupid? Or is it like what you do when you find a piece of fried rice on your shitty kitchen floor three days after you got takeout?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I wonder where he sloppily stole that from

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I wonder where he sloppily stole that from

At least now we know why his fatness looks different in each photo (gravitational lensing)

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat witnesses gravitational lensing whne he looks at a mirror

Pat is science-illiterate as usual, and self-unaware about it. A galaxy isn't a "large object", RETARD, and gravity isn't a property of OBJECTS or SCALE at all it's a property of MASS

seriously look how few and un-athoritative fags have used the word "lensing" in the same tweet as "large object" in the entire history of Twitter https://twitter.com/search?q="large object" lensing&f=live&vertical=news

Pat stole it from one of them

 

[ISO__JOE]

 

[captain_kamala]

neil degrasse tyson said it was the size of a grain of sand. i'm more inclined to believe him.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

neil degrasse tyson said it was the size of a grain of sand. i'm more inclined to believe him.

I love how Pat even fucks that up. He truly is a gift.*

*also very, very fat

 

[NoBacon]

Just as smug and unlikeable as Neil but no where near as smart.

I once got a YouTube advert for a Neil DegrasseTyson master class on “how to think”

It was the most pretentious shit I’ve ever seen. How I think, is how I think, and that’s it Neil. I don’t give a fuck how smart you are or think you are. Who the fuck is buying that course by the way?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Just as smug and unlikeable as Neil but no where near as smart.

I once got a YouTube advert for a Neil DegrasseTyson master class on “how to think”

It was the most pretentious shit I’ve ever seen. How I think, is how I think, and that’s it Neil. I don’t give a fuck how smart you are or think you are. Who the fuck is buying that course by the way?

Pat totally signed up for it

 

[MonsterSteve]

Say Held again FAGGOT

 

[NoBacon]

 

[BillKlacks]

"Held it end on at arm's length"

- Patrick S Tomlinson

 

[Meownaw]

Glad he is telling us this because that kind of info isn't anywhere else.

 

[stealthygeek]

Pat totally signed up for it

 

[Jenna]

Jesus imagine stargazing with Pat. It'd be 14-year-old stoner thoughts mixed with angry rants about how Elon is never going to Mars because he's a shit. You know, I invented the prototype for a real working spaceship while writing In The Black. Did ya?

 

[NoBacon]

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I bet he sat there trying not to interrupt because he knows better

 

[1073waaf]

Wait, so your telling me that big things look small from far away?!?!

 

[HotDogJoe]

I might hate 'Profound Pat' more than any of his other incarnations.

 

[CruisinColin]

Things I learned when Pat is fat.

I fucking hate that he's explaining it like it's something he figured out and not what he read and poorly regurgitated from NASA's site.

 

[Harry's Manly Calvester]

Saw this on instagram, he just stole it