You’re walking down the street, minding your business and this guy looks at you like this

A House Nigger

Zero Nigger Policy.
What’s the first thing you tell him

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Monk

I'd ask for a picture and tell him how much I love New Orleans rap/bounce. After getting the picture and walking away for a bit I'd turn back and yell "enjoy Lil Wayne's butthole when you have sex with it tonight" then run for my life. If I survived I'd show everyone I know the picture while playing this song that I unironically love:

 
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