Your Robert Mewler fantasy

[42069]

I want to see @RobertMewler on a park bench watching her kids play while she is sewing. She grabs her phone and posts something incredibly mean spirited and outright evil here. Am I the only one?

 

[RedHeadpw2]

I want to see @RobertMewler on a park bench watching her kids play while she is sewing. She grabs her phone and posts something incredibly mean spirited and outright evil here. Am I the only one?

Fuckin' sicko! Just give me the word @RobertMewler and this threat will disappear.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I always imagine her twirling around in a mountain in Vienna. Then coming here, posting the Mewler Report and sniffing out as many Jews as she can. I’m mostly a faggot though.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Gets the real Mewler when Pats things are liquidated after lolsuit

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't think she's a park bench kind of gal. She's probably sewing while sitting on a stump watching her husband teach their kids to bleed a pig.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I only have sexual fantasies about bams_seed and Carol, thank you very much.

 

[Will Tate]

She sits on the bench her and her husband built by the small lake on their homestead while Mr. Mewler is just over yonder lakeside teaching the kids how to fish. She's almost finished knitting the "Prison Rape Death Pat" doll when her daughter runs up to her to give her a hug, then asks if she can play with the doll when it's finished. Mewler chuckles and hugs the girl. "I'm sorry, honey, this one isn't for you. Now go help Daddy bait the hook, hurry!"
She takes out her phone to take a picture of the doll to show us later, seeing the time on the phone and swearing under her breathe so the kids won't hear when she remembers she forgot to post today's Mewler report. Pat just dropped below 10K followers, the boys are gonna go nuts when they hear about this.
When that's done, she sets the phone aside and smiles up towards the sun, imagining a phalanx of rockets loaded with Jews launching straight towards it. She lets out a wistful sigh at a bit of wishful thinking, then starts spooling out the red thread for Prison Rape Death Pat's devastated asshole while the kids cheer on Dad as he reels in a huge bass for dinner.

 

[TokenX]

I know, bud.

I picture a couple perky little titties and a nice little fat dumper. Had a rod going for about two weeks after I learned she wasn't a dude.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She sits on the bench her and her husband built by the small lake on their homestead while Mr. Mewler is just over yonder lakeside teaching the kids how to fish. She's almost finished knitting the "Prison Rape Death Pat" doll when her daughter runs up to her to give her a hug, then asks if she can play with the doll when it's finished. Mewler chuckles and hugs the girl. "I'm sorry, honey, this one isn't for you. Now go help Daddy bait the hook, hurry!"
She takes out her phone to take a picture of the doll to show us later, seeing the time on the phone and swearing under her breathe so the kids won't hear when she remembers she forgot to post today's Mewler report. Pat just dropped below 10K followers, the boys are gonna go nuts when they hear about this.
When that's done, she sets the phone aside and smiles up towards the sun, imagining a phalanx of rockets loaded with Jews launching straight towards it. She lets out a wistful sigh at a bit of wishful thinking, then starts spooling out the red thread for Prison Rape Death Pat's devastated asshole while the kids cheer on Dad as he reels in a huge bass for dinner.

THAT'S A REAL FUCKING WRITER, RICK.

 

[Brooke Shields]

You guys see the picture she posted of "herself" during that 'post your real self' thread?
It was some blurry maybe-pretty young girl holding up the head of a dead dear while hunting.

There's 2 possible realities:
Some mom posted the pic of her daughter (as herself) in a 40 year defunct radio/cyberstalking forum
or
a girl in her mid 20s knows how to knit

I am disturbed by both

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I jackoff to the thought of seeing her elbows

 

[Will Tate]

You guys see the picture she posted of "herself" during the that 'post your real self' thread?
It was some blurry maybe-pretty young girl holding up the head of a dead dear while hunting.

There's 2 possible realities:
Some mom posted the pic of her daughter (as herself) in a 40 year defunct radio/cyberstalking forum
or
a girl in her mid 20s knows how to knit

I am disturbed by both these possible realities

True, we all posted actual real pictures of ourselves in that thread, I know I did.

 

[Will Tate]

THAT'S A REAL FUCKING WRITER, RICK.

He already knows that, why do you think he stole my idea?

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

You guys see the picture she posted of "herself" during that 'post your real self' thread?
It was some blurry maybe-pretty young girl holding up the head of a dead dear while hunting.

There's 2 possible realities:
Some mom posted the pic of her daughter (as herself) in a 40 year defunct radio/cyberstalking forum
or
a girl in her mid 20s knows how to knit

I am disturbed by both

Top notch analysis, person pretending to be Brooke Shields.

 

[guest]

 

[RobertMewler]

She sits on the bench her and her husband built by the small lake on their homestead while Mr. Mewler is just over yonder lakeside teaching the kids how to fish. She's almost finished knitting the "Prison Rape Death Pat" doll when her daughter runs up to her to give her a hug, then asks if she can play with the doll when it's finished. Mewler chuckles and hugs the girl. "I'm sorry, honey, this one isn't for you. Now go help Daddy bait the hook, hurry!"
She takes out her phone to take a picture of the doll to show us later, seeing the time on the phone and swearing under her breathe so the kids won't hear when she remembers she forgot to post today's Mewler report. Pat just dropped below 10K followers, the boys are gonna go nuts when they hear about this.
When that's done, she sets the phone aside and smiles up towards the sun, imagining a phalanx of rockets loaded with Jews launching straight towards it. She lets out a wistful sigh at a bit of wishful thinking, then starts spooling out the red thread for Prison Rape Death Pat's devastated asshole while the kids cheer on Dad as he reels in a huge bass for dinner.

Now I know which doll to knit next!

This fantasy is so perfect lol.

Hubby is in the process of getting his hunting license now. We hope to get grouse first so I can practice my game bird butchering and cooking (he'll go out to bag a deer once the season hits). I'll name each bird something like "Cohen", "Levine", and "Rossenberg" to make it more fun. ;)

We did go out to a lake earlier today and we did sit on a bench so reading all these bench references just now had me howling.

 

[guest]

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

She’s nice! And hates kikes like it’s her job. A+

 

[Will Tate]

Now I know which doll to knit next!

That said, better to start a project too early than too late, so do as you will.

I was just imagining the end to all of this you deserve which is basically your own personalized version of the deleted ending to Terminator 2:

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

She sits on the bench her and her husband built by the small lake on their homestead while Mr. Mewler is just over yonder lakeside teaching the kids how to fish. She's almost finished knitting the "Prison Rape Death Pat" doll when her daughter runs up to her to give her a hug, then asks if she can play with the doll when it's finished. Mewler chuckles and hugs the girl. "I'm sorry, honey, this one isn't for you. Now go help Daddy bait the hook, hurry!"
She takes out her phone to take a picture of the doll to show us later, seeing the time on the phone and swearing under her breathe so the kids won't hear when she remembers she forgot to post today's Mewler report. Pat just dropped below 10K followers, the boys are gonna go nuts when they hear about this.
When that's done, she sets the phone aside and smiles up towards the sun, imagining a phalanx of rockets loaded with Jews launching straight towards it. She lets out a wistful sigh at a bit of wishful thinking, then starts spooling out the red thread for Prison Rape Death Pat's devastated asshole while the kids cheer on Dad as he reels in a huge bass for dinner.

This made me legitimately fall in love for a minute.