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Your quirky Fetish

DMAN

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When I was coming of age, the very first female trait that made me feel lovesick was a woman's bare midriff. We weren't getting boners back at that young age, but if a girl wore a shirt exposing her little tummy, I was staring at her and thinking about it later. This was easily a decade before I ever jerked off. One time I had a dream about a girl on my couch showing me her belly, and I woke up with one of my first boners.

In middle school, I was trained to be on the lookout for girls with their shirts riding up. I would spend easily the entire class staring at a girl's backfat, hips, etc popping up out of her pants from behind her chair. One time in high school this latina was 4 foot tall, gigantic ass and tits, her bright red thong was peering out, gripping her luscious ripe fat body. I actually went to the bathroom and jerked my dick into the toilet while standing in the stall. This was probably the closest I ever came to playing out the fantasy of raping a woman in broad daylight, in front of witnesses, and not caring about the outcome as long as I got my hands on her fat little hips.

When I started jerking off I became an Ass Man. Love to love them, I liked to pick them, I liked to shove them. I liked to stick them, loved to flaunt them, wack and watch them, etc. This has remained true for most of my teen and adult life. If I had a hookup with a girl who has a huge dumper, she would not even recognize my face for the first few hours, as it would be buried firmly in her fat ass.

I am currently on a kick for soft juicy thighs. I love women with fat legs. Not necessarily cellulite (though, it doesn't scare me away) but the skin has to be smooth, soft, but most importantly jiggly. No blemishes.... Just 2 large masses of smooth skin on her giant meat sticks that lug her around.

And don't get me started on calves. They look so tiny, but when you grab them it's just a handful of soft mush. For heaven's sake, I'm working myself into a lather right now. Back on topic. If a woman is wearing shorts, and her little pantlegs are gripping that upper fat of the inner thigh? Hooooboy. I like a nice curvy woman pouring out of her tiny clothes. I am so obsessed with this that I even find it hotter when a woman is trying to cover up, and wears long pants but I CAN STILL tell she has those juicy yams underneath. It makes me look even more. I can tell when she's got the vivacious legs under baggy sweatpants. Just call me Cyberdyne Systems Model 101.

Tummies, Thighs, Calves. I don't mean to sound like a Tarantino but I also developed an adoration for women's little tootsies ever since this girl put her bare foot on my leg when we were cuddling watching a movie years back. That foot making contact with my leg changed the game entirely, now if she has cute little feet properly painted (I like white painted toenails) I will give her a kiss on the piggies as long as I know she's showered recently.
 

Brooke Shields

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You know sometimes when you think of writing a comment but then realize you shouldn't because it's too personal or too long or not interesting? This is NOT one of those!

I read the whole thing and I'm full mast thinking of the 5th grade girls who gave me boners growing up dude! Fuck YEAH
 

DMAN

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You know sometimes when you think of writing a comment but then realize you shouldn't because it's too personal or too long or not interesting? This is NOT one of those!

I read the whole thing and I'm full mast thinking of the 5th grade girls who gave me boners growing up dude! Fuck YEAH

5th grade? Jesus dewd.
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BUBBLER

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When I was coming of age, the very first female trait that made me feel lovesick was a woman's bare midriff. We weren't getting boners back at that young age, but if a girl wore a shirt exposing her little tummy, I was staring at her and thinking about it later. This was easily a decade before I ever jerked off. One time I had a dream about a girl on my couch showing me her belly, and I woke up with one of my first boners.

In middle school, I was trained to be on the lookout for girls with their shirts riding up. I would spend easily the entire class staring at a girl's backfat, hips, etc popping up out of her pants from behind her chair. One time in high school this latina was 4 foot tall, gigantic ass and tits, her bright red thong was peering out, gripping her luscious ripe fat body. I actually went to the bathroom and jerked my dick into the toilet while standing in the stall. This was probably the closest I ever came to playing out the fantasy of raping a woman in broad daylight, in front of witnesses, and not caring about the outcome as long as I got my hands on her fat little hips.

When I started jerking off I became an Ass Man. Love to love them, I liked to pick them, I liked to shove them. I liked to stick them, loved to flaunt them, wack and watch them, etc. This has remained true for most of my teen and adult life. If I had a hookup with a girl who has a huge dumper, she would not even recognize my face for the first few hours, as it would be buried firmly in her fat ass.

I am currently on a kick for soft juicy thighs. I love women with fat legs. Not necessarily cellulite (though, it doesn't scare me away) but the skin has to be smooth, soft, but most importantly jiggly. No blemishes.... Just 2 large masses of smooth skin on her giant meat sticks that lug her around.

And don't get me started on calves. They look so tiny, but when you grab them it's just a handful of soft mush. For heaven's sake, I'm working myself into a lather right now. Back on topic. If a woman is wearing shorts, and her little pantlegs are gripping that upper fat of the inner thigh? Hooooboy. I like a nice curvy woman pouring out of her tiny clothes. I am so obsessed with this that I even find it hotter when a woman is trying to cover up, and wears long pants but I CAN STILL tell she has those juicy yams underneath. It makes me look even more. I can tell when she's got the vivacious legs under baggy sweatpants. Just call me Cyberdyne Systems Model 101.

Tummies, Thighs, Calves. I don't mean to sound like a Tarantino but I also developed an adoration for women's little tootsies ever since this girl put her bare foot on my leg when we were cuddling watching a movie years back. That foot making contact with my leg changed the game entirely, now if she has cute little feet properly painted (I like white painted toenails) I will give her a kiss on the piggies as long as I know she's showered recently.
You expect men to read a 6 paragraph post about your fetish?
Wtf happened to you?
 

DMAN

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You expect men to read a 6 paragraph post about your fetish?
Wtf happened to you?

You seem to have a lot of opinions about my reputation. This is your third or 4th post "assessing my recent performance," I have never heard of you before these outbursts.

Please contribute to the thread, I will hang up and listen to your answer.
 

DMAN

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I guess you shy little boys don’t like sharing the intimate details of your coming of age.
 
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