You will NEVER know where the money came from to pay Quasi, stlaker.

[Prison Enjoyer]

A brotherman PMed me these texts and asked me to post them for him. He says he got them from reddit. Pretty incredible stuff, talkative pig tonight.

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[Coonskin]

“Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do”

You say odd shit to people

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

“Dan doesn’t have a penis. I do.”

Maybe the funniest thing pat has ever typed. I laughed like a fawkin hyena in a very inappropriate situation at that

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He's spiraling.

 

[Random username]

Somehow he said that he didn't pay and we'll never know where the money came from. Well? Which is it?

 

[Guest]

The Dan line is simply incredible. Rib obliteration

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

MiL?

FaG.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

When I first read these I wondered for a glimmer of a second whether there maybe IS a third party, like maybe that Jackie got some tranny pro-censorship NGO to give Pat the money and be the new bankrollers of his crusade.

Then I remembered piggy is a big fat liar.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

"Dan doesn't have a penis. I. Do." just took years off my ribs.

 

[Random username]

Hopefully he had another 20k waiting in the wings. When that next debt comes through hes gonna need it.

 

[guest]

"Waiting in the wings, stålker. Enjoy prison."

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

I'm 60/40 on SFWA vs. Lynne for the time being, hopefully we get some more info eventually. Perhaps Quasi's lawyer didn't just talk to McCabe alone to arrange the satisfaction, perhaps he spoke with the actual party who bailed Rick out and paid the judgement.

Perhaps after the second judgement is dealt with it can finally be revealed who stepped in to save Rick from prison (and financial examination) on August 22nd.

 

[Turk February]

Does Dan at least have a butthole? Can someone ask?

 

[Officer Chase]

Well guess I was a bit premature in my other post. His judgement being paid for him is likely taxable and he's admitting it was paid by somebody else. maybe some tips should be dropped.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I really didn't think Pat sold his bike and that it was us hoping for hilarity, but then he said he didn't sell it so now I know he definitely sold it, that's hilarious

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Fake.

Real as the child pornography on Paul Weimer's computer, child. Ask him these same questions yourself (via a reddit contact, of course) and you'll get the same oinking.

He correctly replied to several auto-confirmation texts tonight (without any spelling mistakes), shockingly. Wise Pig?

(this is a real strip club near Pat's house)

Silk Exotic

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I really didn't think Pat sold his bike and that it was us hoping for hilarity, but then he said he didn't sell it so now I know he definitely sold it, that's hilarious

I'm moving that into the '100% confirmed' column.

 

[Suetonius]

He's spiraling.

Exactly what I thought. His tone is completely different now. He’s coping and seething out of his mind.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

This was posted by user “John Andrews Stan” in the kiwi farms supporter forums. This is confirmed to be “salted earth truffle” on this website.

Apparently the copy paste has been truncated.

 

[SFWA liaison]

he was wrong about "Quasi will never see a penny" regardless of who paid, hold that L

"Someone else paid for the consequences of my humiliating defeat in court because I'm too poor to pay myself" is not a W, Piggy.