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Pig: . . . that I'm, like, this big, great author. . . and all my books are like . . awesome books? And people read my books and just . . love me . . and talk about how talented I am?
Ooga: . . . Ok. Can I be a good book guy too? And my books . .
Pig: NOOOOOOO! I'm the one who writes things! The books you write are just . . stupid. People read them and they laugh at you and throw up.
Ooga: Oh. That does not seem . . .
Shane: Can I be the video game review dude? I've got over 1200 . .
Pig: NOOOOOO! I'm the one that reviews things. And your games are . . stupid games. Noboby likes your games, they're stupid like you.
Shane: But I can be the guy that writes stuff and has your back. Like when stlakers come after you I can ..
Pig: NOOOOOO! You don't have anyone's back. You're not a writer. When stlakers come at me . . I just start writing something that will make them die and pass out. But before they read it . . . you slip on your poop and fall in it on your head and they all start laughing at you.
Shane: Why do I have to . .
Pig: Shut up! And I decide to take down what I wrote cuz now we're all laughing at you.
Ooga: But Patrick, dis isn't fair. We can't get powers.
Shane: Yeah, this game isn't fun. I don't wanna . . .
Pig: NOOOOOO! I'll tell! I'll tell Leslie!
Shane: No, don't tell!
Ooga: No, please!
Pig: I'm tellin!
Shane (to Ooga): Let's get out of here!
Ooga: Indeed!
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Ooga: . . . Ok. Can I be a good book guy too? And my books . .
Pig: NOOOOOOO! I'm the one who writes things! The books you write are just . . stupid. People read them and they laugh at you and throw up.
Ooga: Oh. That does not seem . . .
Shane: Can I be the video game review dude? I've got over 1200 . .
Pig: NOOOOOO! I'm the one that reviews things. And your games are . . stupid games. Noboby likes your games, they're stupid like you.
Shane: But I can be the guy that writes stuff and has your back. Like when stlakers come after you I can ..
Pig: NOOOOOO! You don't have anyone's back. You're not a writer. When stlakers come at me . . I just start writing something that will make them die and pass out. But before they read it . . . you slip on your poop and fall in it on your head and they all start laughing at you.
Shane: Why do I have to . .
Pig: Shut up! And I decide to take down what I wrote cuz now we're all laughing at you.
Ooga: But Patrick, dis isn't fair. We can't get powers.
Shane: Yeah, this game isn't fun. I don't wanna . . .
Pig: NOOOOOO! I'll tell! I'll tell Leslie!
Shane: No, don't tell!
Ooga: No, please!
Pig: I'm tellin!
Shane (to Ooga): Let's get out of here!
Ooga: Indeed!
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